"It is always a celebration when one of our own celebrates their day of birth, however I am obligated to say this:

During the celebration of your Birthday Mr Vulkhard you are to enjoy yourself but still refrain from the following actions-

1: The clinking of glasses

2: Drunken Revelry

3: Celebratory Gunfire (The last muppet did this which caused two barfights, another coup of the Sirius Coalition's Government, killed a rare JiangXi Dung-Beetle and frightened a small dog.)

4: If unable to conform to 1 & 2 you are ordered not to reveal anything embarrassing about Field Marshal Warner, the Premier you can go nuts on though since we change those often enough that it doesn't matter.

With that enjoy your 'Birthday' and be wary of potholes in the road."