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WARNING TO ALL PILOTS | FROM: NOAA - t0l - 01-29-2015

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THE NATURAL OCEANIC AND AEROSPACE ADMINISTRATION HAS DETECTED A SUDDEN LARGE SODIUM CHLORIDE STORM HEADED TOWARDS THE SIRIUS SECTOR AT AN ALARMINGLY HIGH VELOCITY. ALL CIVILIANS ARE ADVISED TO HUNKER DOWN IN SPACE STATIONS AS THESE SODIUM CHLORIDE STORMS CAN SEVERELY HARM PLANET DWELLERS.

CROPS AND OTHER TYPES OF AGRICULTURE NOT PROTECTED BY A BIODOME WILL BE AT RISK OF DESTRUCTION.

RELIEF EFFORTS BY THE REPUBLIC OF HOSPITALS WILL COMMENCE SHORTLY AFTER THE STORM HAS PASSED.

ONCE MORE WE ADVISE ALL CIVILIANS TO STOW WHAT YOU CAN AND PREPARE FOR THE WORST.

FIND SHELTER UNDERGROUND IN A BASEMENT OR OTHERWISE. TURN OFF ALL VENTILATION AND SEAL ALL CRACKS IN THE BUILDING. STOCK UP ON SUPPLIES SUCH AS NONPERISHABLE FOODS AND WATER.

IF YOU ARE CAUGHT OUTSIDE WHEN THE STORM HITS, FIND SHELTER IMMEDIATELY.

IF YOU ARE IN A VEHICLE, PULL OVER OR LAND AND SHUT DOWN THE MACHINE. WAIT FOR THE STORM TO PASS.

RE: WARNING TO ALL PILOTS | FROM: NOAA - Cælumaresh - 01-29-2015

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RE: WARNING TO ALL PILOTS | FROM: NOAA - Mephistoles - 01-29-2015

(01-29-2015, 12:06 AM)Caelumaresh Wrote: ?????

I'm assuming "inb4tears."

RE: WARNING TO ALL PILOTS | FROM: NOAA - Sciamach - 01-29-2015

he's making a salt joke because he think's he's funny.

RE: WARNING TO ALL PILOTS | FROM: NOAA - Lythrilux - 01-29-2015

I'm laughing and crying at the same time.

RE: WARNING TO ALL PILOTS | FROM: NOAA - Sylvie557 - 01-29-2015

*Covers thread in salt*

RE: WARNING TO ALL PILOTS | FROM: NOAA - nOmnomnOm - 01-29-2015

explain B|

RE: WARNING TO ALL PILOTS | FROM: NOAA - Sylvie557 - 01-29-2015

NEVA!

RE: WARNING TO ALL PILOTS | FROM: NOAA - Jansen - 01-29-2015

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