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FTL key giveaway. - SnakThree - 03-02-2018
Bought "Into the Breach" and got the "FTL: Faster Than Light Steam (Free Key)". FTL doesn't seem like my type of game, so I can give it for free to someone.
Post a good joke anecdote (unrelated to Discovery) to be eligible for random draw that I will do at Sunday ~20 SMT.
RE: FTL key giveaway. - Rvg5 - 03-02-2018
So, a Irish Father is taking his son for his first drink at the pub. He sits down at the bar and orders a Guinness Stout for his son. The bartender hands his son the beer, the son drinks it, and shakes his head making a bad face. "Don't like it eh? Well I'll drink it for yah". After drinking the beer the father figures his son would like a good Jameson. After trying it, the son still shakes his head in disgust. "Well, I suppose Its not for everyone" the father says as he finishes his sons Jameson. Finally, the father says to the bartender "It may be a sin, but maybe my son is a Scotch man" so he orders his son a good scotch. Upon trying it the son makes another bad face. The father, finishes the scotch, now quite drunk, declares "I Suppose we just havent found yer drink yet" So he picks his son up, puts him back in the stroller, and heads home.
Probably my fathers favorite irish joke.
(I already have FTL, just wanted to share a good joke
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RE: FTL key giveaway. - Nerva Regis - 03-02-2018
An elephant enters into a bar.
RE: FTL key giveaway. - Mephistoles - 03-02-2018
I got FTL on sale a few weeks back for less than the price of one beer(!!!) and it was great fun for a while. Personally found it short lived but definitely recommend it, especially for free.
RE: FTL key giveaway. - Nazawo - 03-02-2018
Good joke not related to disco ? Hum... Life?
RE: FTL key giveaway. - Banned player t202085 - 03-02-2018
Two men walk into a bar,
You'd have thought the second one would have ducked
(I don't want a key, not my kinda game either, just joining in
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RE: FTL key giveaway. - Yehn Akhabila - 03-03-2018
A nihilist, a cynic, and a postmodernist walk into a bar. They ask the bartender for drinks, and he replies: "Adults only, please."
(I also played FLT so no need for a key. I also very recommend the Captain's Edition mod for any FTL players here)
RE: FTL key giveaway. - SnakThree - 03-04-2018
Extending this to the next week, just so more people might stumble onto it and have a chance.
RE: FTL key giveaway. - MotokoSusu - 03-04-2018
the joke: Life in general
RE: FTL key giveaway. - SnakThree - 03-04-2018
Get out of here with your morbid and unfunny "life is joke" messages. We know life is tough. I am here to share some positivity amidst the harsh lives we are living.