To: Orbital Spa and Cruise - Printable Version

Mr. Frost,

Larry "The Logger" Loggins here, your personal conductor on the express train to Sirius' hottest new speakeasy. I read your transmission about Old Trafford, and let me tell you, it sent shivers down my spine like a Benny Goodman solo. A jazz club that's equal parts grit and glamour, tucked away in a bustling station like a diamond in the rough? That's the kind of joint that makes Orbital Spa & Cruise purr.

Now, you mentioned specifications, and Mr. Frost, let me assure you, we're not just here to meet them, we're here to make them sing like a Sinatra serenade.

Soundproofing: Consider it done. We'll cocoon your club in a sonic velvet cloak, muffling the station's grumble like a velvet glove on a jackhammer. Your patrons will only hear the sweet sounds of swinging sax and clinking glasses.

Elevator Entrances: Hush-hush is our middle name. We'll install secret entrances that'll make Houdini jealous. One hidden in the maintenance elevator, just for those in-the-know, and another accessed through a password recited to the unsuspecting central elevator. Mystery and intrigue, served on a silver platter.

Lights: Dimmed bulbs, flickering candles, pools of warm amber – we'll paint your club with shadows and whispers, creating an atmosphere that's as intoxicating as a smoky martini.

Stage: Imagine it, A semi-circle draped in black velvet, a stage fit for legends. We'll make sure it's big enough for your band to swing and your cabaret stars to strut their stuff. Think of it as a portal to another world, a stage where dreams take the mic.

Grand Piano: You're right, finding a vintage beauty isn't child's play. But fear not, Mr. Frost. We have connections that stretch further than a Miles Davis trumpet solo. Your ivory keys will be waiting, ready to unleash their magic.

Art Deco: Classic, timeless, and dripping with elegance. We'll deck your club out in chrome, glass, and geometric patterns that'll make the flappers swoon. Think Gatsby's mansion meets a futuristic dreamscape.

Private Rooms: Ten intimate havens, each a blank canvas for your guests' desires. Want a speakeasy within a speakeasy? We'll make it happen. A romantic rendezvous for star-crossed lovers? Consider it done. Your club will be a chameleon, adapting to every whim.

Now, Mr. Frost, about money. You said it's no object. Well, let me tell you, with Orbital Spa & Cruise, you're not just buying bricks and mortar, you're buying an experience. We're the architects of memories, the sculptors of sensations. We'll make Old Trafford the hottest ticket in Sirius, a place where the champagne flows like the Mississippi and the music lingers like a lover's kiss.

So, are you ready to make history, Mr. Frost? To turn Old Trafford into a legend whispered on every asteroid belt? Give me the word, a small deposit of 500,000 s/c to OS&C|Offshore.Account and we'll get started.