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Chuck Norris Jokes - Stewgar - 03-20-2026
Sadly, we lost another great one.
In honor of the myth and legend, let us celebrate his life by sharing some of our favorite Chuck Norris jokes.
The reason we haven't found life on Mars is because Chuck Norris was there first.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a venomous snake. After days or torturous pain... the snake finally died.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse. The descendants of that horse are known today as giraffes.
Now go, Mr. Norris, go to the afterlife and pass judgement on the powers that be. Cheers.
RE: Chuck Norris Jokes - Dejavu - 03-20-2026
Can't believe this is the way I found out he had passed : (((
RE: Chuck Norris Jokes - Hitman-76 - 03-20-2026
Chuck Norris does not fear death. Death fears Chuck Norris.
Rest in peace.
RE: Chuck Norris Jokes - Tenshi - 03-20-2026
Chuck Norris fires BC Main batteries forwards and uses his heavies to shoot backwards.
Rest in peace to a real legend of our times.
RE: Chuck Norris Jokes - Geno - 03-20-2026
Haste could not balance Chuck Norris, and it was Chuck Norris who balanced him.
Godspeed you legend.
RE: Chuck Norris Jokes - The_Godslayer - 03-20-2026
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
God rest your soul, Norris.
RE: Chuck Norris Jokes - Deity - 03-20-2026
Chuck Norris once was twice!!
RE: Chuck Norris Jokes - Lord Caedus - 03-20-2026
(03-20-2026, 05:26 PM)Tenshi Wrote: Chuck Norris fires BC Main batteries forwards and uses his heavies to shoot backwards.
Rest in peace to a real legend of our times.
Today I found out that Chuck Norris was a Nomad player.
RE: Chuck Norris Jokes - The_Godslayer - 03-20-2026
(03-20-2026, 06:19 PM)Lord Caedus Wrote:(03-20-2026, 05:26 PM)Tenshi Wrote: Chuck Norris fires BC Main batteries forwards and uses his heavies to shoot backwards.
Rest in peace to a real legend of our times.
Today I found out that Chuck Norris was a Nomad player.
He's the only person who has a shot surviving 20 minutes in an Irra, that's for sure.
RE: Chuck Norris Jokes - Warlitz - 03-20-2026
Chuck Norris mind controls Nomads
RIP