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To the management of Sparta station - _WOLF_ - 05-02-2026 ![]() Incoming transmission
Recipient: To the management of Sparta station Sender: Rodrigo Alcazar Location: Battleship Sfax, Omega-55 ![]()
Gentlemen,
Allow me to introduce myself: Rodrigo Alcazar, commanding officer of the battleship “Sfax”. In accordance with the directive of the Elders, we have established an outpost in this sector to provide cover for our convoys and to ensure the protection of commercial caravans, including those of the Zoners. Our reconnaissance units have recorded an increase in the frequency of attacks by the so-called “Infected” vessels. In light of escalating risks, including the potential threat of incursions by nomadic forces, a decision has been made to reinforce our presence. Despite the existing tensions in relations with the Zoners, as commander of the “Sfax,” I state that we have no intention of escalating the situation. Given the remoteness of central command and our immediate proximity, I consider it prudent to establish temporary cooperation in the field of security. It should be taken into account that entities other than human vessels may emerge from the aforementioned anomaly (you know what I mean). I await your response. End of transmission
RE: To the management of Sparta station - Soban - 05-06-2026 ![]() Hello, moldy-muffin. Karen from management speaking. Yes, that Karen. I was expecting Señor Machete, seeing as your precious “Slax” —or Slaaaks, or whatever you’ve named that drifting eyesore— is supposedly Brotherhood-adjacent. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. Did you honestly think the “owner” would be the calm, compliant kind of Zoner? Bless your heart, have you missed the part where we’ve been very active in that theatre? Now, maggot-macaron, back to the point. Do you truly believe it’s “bright” to park a Murillo-class battleship in an asteroid field, within purring distance of a trading route. Inside a system packed with people who can’t stand your little Imperio cosplay, your despicable manners, or your smell? Every time a Corsair speaks I have to wonder: are you communicating… or composting out loud? And then —after dropping your little poop in public space— you broadcast about it like it’s a civic service. I’m fascinated by the cognitive dissonance in the Imperio: how does “no intention of escalating” translate to parking the Slacks right next door? That’s not “de-escalation,” sweetheart. That’s you dragging a cannon into a dinner party and calling it “ambience.” You also mentioned “protection.” Oh? Did your tongue slip? I think you mean extortion, don’t you? That’s usually the Corsair love language, unless someone bends the knee and hands over their dignity for safekeeping. And honestly, bending the knee might be a way to escape a conversation with you, given your breath suggests you gargle rotting corpses for breakfast and your fashion sense is stuck in a Bretonian thrift bin. Now tell me, what exactly do you mean by “temporary cooperation in the field of security”? Because it sounds suspiciously like “temporary inspection of Zoner security” right before you try another little Freeport 9 encore. Here’s the only silver lining: your word is worth one more credit than Deterrence’s —on a generous day. But until the Freeport is restored as a fully Zoner installation, and you and your elders take that treaty and shove it where the sun never shines, there will be no cooperation. None. Zip. Nada. My advice? Move the Slacks back to your special snowflake safe zone, Gamma. Corsair installations outside that bubble have a curious habit of exploding, and I’d hate for you to be surprised. Ta-ta for now! ![]() RE: To the management of Sparta station - _WOLF_ - 05-06-2026 ![]() Incoming transmission
Recipient: To the management of Sparta station Sender: Rodrigo Alcazar Location: Battleship Sfax, Omega-55
Karen… Karen… isn’t that the same whore who used to trade her “spot” to Corsairs for a drink when we landed on Freeport 9? Yes, those were good times. I remember how that bunch of pathetic, shit-stained wretches squealed and begged for mercy when our boys stormed the second deck. They were ready to pay with anything just to keep their miserable lives. Pathetic. Karen, hm… looks like you were the fifth or maybe the seventh… Doesn’t matter now.
You, senile filth, are speaking to the captain of a Brotherhood battleship, and your tin can is still intact only because my commander hasn’t given the order to tear it apart atom by atom. The moment that order comes, I’ll be the first to visit you, have my fun, and then my men will start punching new holes through your worthless bodies. Or do you really think that pack of red miners calling themselves warriors will cover for you? (laughs) God is my witness, I intended to settle this peacefully while the threat of nomads and the wild ones hangs over this sector. But as I said before — command is far away, and we are here. From this point on, Bravo will burn every Phoenix transport it encounters. End of transmission
RE: To the management of Sparta station - Soban - 05-06-2026 ![]() Oh, I’m so sorry, rat-ravioli, but it looks like in your little burst of “joy” —and I’m guessing that’s how Corsairs celebrate— you slammed that junk you call a comm console and your message arrived scrambled like a drunk parrot’s diary. Now, I’m sure that doesn’t truly reflect the gentleman you’re pretending to be… and even less the ruffian Corsair you’re trying so hard to cosplay. Frankly, only Machete had any charisma —some je ne sais quoi. You? You’ve got the emotional range of a damp sock, sewer-strudel. But I’m confident all those pretty little words are just perfume on your usual motives. So let me make this very clear, parasitic-pastry: we will not back down, and we will not be leashed —let alone enslaved— by any treaty. And soon enough, you’ll be naked in space when your floating trousers —your beloved Slacks— get hollowed out by Gustav rounds. Ta-ta, rust-tart. ![]() |