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Proceeds of Crime - bluntpencil2001 - 07-13-2009
People of Bretonia,
In order to fight crime, as well as foreign invaders, I, Sir Andrew Stuart of Her Majesty's Most Diligent Interdiction Wing, have taken it upon myself to trick Corsairs out of credits which were originally planned to be used to assault and rob the people of our most gracious nation.
This money will be put to use to purchase myself liquor and take beautiful women out for dinner. I may also pay off mercenaries and finance the construction of warships.
![[Image: screen35h.jpg]](http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/6159/screen35h.jpg)
Now, one might question the legality of this move, but, thanks to the Proceeds of Crime Act (804AS), the Government can confiscate funds belonging to pirates. Thanks to my Letter of Marque and Reprisal, I am personally allowed to decide on the use of said funds.
Don't arrest me,
Sir Andrew Stuart
Proceeds of Crime - FraserTE - 07-13-2009
your an *******
Proceeds of Crime - bluntpencil2001 - 07-13-2009
' Wrote:your an *******And you're an enemy of the Crown and people of Bretonia, sah!
-Sir Andrew, who didn't even hide his allegiance or pretend to be a Corsair
Proceeds of Crime - FraserTE - 07-13-2009
' Wrote:And you're an enemy of the Crown and people of Bretonia, sah!
-Sir Andrew, who didn't even hide his allegiance or pretend to be a Corsair
Do not wory you have yours coming karma is a *****.
Proceeds of Crime - FraserTE - 07-13-2009
' Wrote:Do not wory you have yours coming karma is a *****.
whats wrong cant stand being called out.
There is no rp to scamming on the forums
Speak up up grow some balls.
' Wrote:Do not wory you have yours coming karma is a *****.
No but u took advantage of my lack of knolage you can have several faction charcters for all i know you could have a corsair.
You will get yours ive already pmed cannon and several staff id watch your back.
Proceeds of Crime - bluntpencil2001 - 07-13-2009
I don't care, sah. Complain all you like, I work for the Crown!
And for booze.
-Sir Andrew
Proceeds of Crime - FraserTE - 07-13-2009
' Wrote:I don't care, sah. Complain all you like, I work for the Crown!
And for booze.
-Sir Andrew
// THe only thing you did her is show everybody how mutch of a low life peice of crap worthless scamming out of role play person you are.
They didnt go to the crown u kept them for ure slef to buy booze and girls as u stated u sorry pos.
Proceeds of Crime - Malaclypse 666 - 07-13-2009
Comm ID: Mal, TAZ
Stuart,
While you tend to sniff at sombunall Zoners a bit too much, I must say... Eris is amused!
Cheers, sir.
Mal
Proceeds of Crime - FraserTE - 07-13-2009
' Wrote:Comm ID: Mal, TAZ
Stuart,
While you tend to sniff at sombunall Zoners a bit too much, I must say... Eris is amused!
Cheers, sir.
Mal
i shure am glad every body is finding this funny as hell
i just now found out qcp is a very old faction and to intentionally screw me over im not liking.
Sir when if i ever find you im going to rip off your head and crap in your throat dont come across my scanners.
Proceeds of Crime - pbrione - 07-13-2009
[Incoming Transmission]
[Source: Fleet Admiralty HQ, BAF]
[CommID: Fleet Admiral Nelson]
My my, this is a rather bold move, even for you Stuart. Fraud now as well as good old honest piracy?
I would firstly like to officially state, on behalf of Her Majesty's Government of Bretonia, that we are deeply shocked and in no way condone this outrageous theft of credits.
However, on a personal note, I would also like to congratulate you for the confiscation of funds that greatly harms our enemy's war effort. Good show.
I had a brief conversation with some senior members of the Bretonian Judiciary and they concluded, quite quickly, that given the fact that the credits came from corsairs they were almost certainly stolen from Bretonian Citizens anyway, hence, ipso facto, you were in fact merely returning stolen goods to Crown ownership and, indeed, they cited the 805 Act as you rightly did. Of course, we would all naturally prefer that, as an Agent of the Crown thanks to your letter of Marque, you distributed these Crown funds in a productive manner, but given circumstances I doubt that Her Majesty is going to be demanding her money back from you any time soon. All indications are that she is quite content for you to spend it as you please, so long as you continue your good work.
Oh, and once again, I must officially utterly deplore this despicable act of deceit on behalf of the Bretonian Armed Forces.
Yours,
Sir Stanley Nelson
Fleet Admiral
Bretonian Armed Forces
[End Transmission]