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To the Gaians [HEAVILY ENCRYPTED] - pieguy259 - 09-18-2009
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COMM ID: Charles Hargrave, PanGalactic Travel Company
LOCATION: SCRAMBLED
TARGET ID: Gaians, Edinburgh System
We are perfectly and quite clearly aware of the fact that you people don't like us. We can't fathom why, given the work we do to raise awareness of Gaia among the general public, but... regardless. We have some information you might find useful.
A few months ago, one of our supply ships informed you about an illegal tour company called "Barnacle Bill's Gaian Tours" that allows tourists to carve their names into Gaian sea cows. Recently, we did an undercover probe into this company's financial records and discovered that "Barnacle Bill" is apparently very sloppy with covering up his activities.
We have, to cut a long story short, found out his real name, and where he works. Now, we wouldn't normally come to you, but simply put, the Bretonian courts are so mired in bureaucracy that if we tried to have him arrested, it could take years to get a conviction during which time he might cheerfully disappear.
We wish to shortcut that.
Thus, we invite you to deal with him in any way you see fit. All we ask is that you cause the minimum of fuss, avoid harming anyone else and never inform anyone of our involvement in the matter.
If you agree to these terms, respond over this secure channel and we shall provide you with his name and workplace. If not, then we shall of course deny ever contacting you and do things the hard way.
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To the Gaians [HEAVILY ENCRYPTED] - Boss - 09-18-2009
INCOMING TRANSMISSION
COMM ID: Woodstock Guthrie
LOCATION: SCRAMBLED
TARGET ID: Charles Hargrave, PanGalactic Travel Company; Gaians
Talk, pretty-boy. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's sea cows getting names carved in them.
Also, do you see the colors?
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To the Gaians [HEAVILY ENCRYPTED] - pieguy259 - 09-18-2009
INCOMING TRANSMISSION
COMM ID: Charles Hargrave, PanGalactic Travel Company
LOCATION: SCRAMBLED
TARGET ID: Gaians, Edinburgh System
I'll take that as a "yes" then.
His name is Barnabas J. Cromwell, an OSC middle-management grunt. He works in Office 1103 aboard the Shetland.
Once again, we request that he please be disposed of with minimum fuss and absolute minimum other casualties.
I see plenty of colours, incidentally. Which did you have in mind?
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To the Gaians [HEAVILY ENCRYPTED] - Boss - 09-18-2009
INCOMING TRANSMISSION
COMM ID: Woodstock Guthrie
LOCATION: SCRAMBLED
TARGET ID: Charles Hargrave, PanGalactic Travel Company; Gaians
Damned Liner's always spewing its pollutants inta Gaia. Can't promise it won't be out of commission for a while. 1103's eleventh level, starboard, second from rear, right?
I mean the colors. In your head. Not outside like a nebula.
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To the Gaians [HEAVILY ENCRYPTED] - pieguy259 - 09-18-2009
INCOMING TRANSMISSION
COMM ID: Charles Hargrave, PanGalactic Travel Company
LOCATION: SCRAMBLED
TARGET ID: Gaians, Edinburgh System
Yes, that's the one. Please try not to damage the Shetland, we're working on the waste issue.
And I don't see any colours in my head.
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