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Church of Eris Esoteric Fundraiser - Malaclypse 666 - 09-08-2007
Remember the "Q" Memorial Trader's Fund?
Remember those "Free CSV" Giveaways in New York?
Remember all those debts wiped clean when the 1st Bank of Flax flew into the New York sun?
Well, Sirius, now it's your turn!
The Church of Eris Esoteric has plans. Big plans. Whoop-de-do plans.
But, we're a bit short on Flax. New plantations, Memorials, etc., have left us with rather linty pockets.
So, we are requesting donations for.. things.
And, here's what you'll receive for your donation!
10 Million credits: A Baffin "Scrubbie" will be named after you, and released to terraform or enrich the planet of your choice;
25 Million credits: Lifetime tickets to Port Canaria's famous annual Harvest Festival (formerly the Dung Festival), and dinner with the Dung Sculpture judges at Veranda Incognita;
50 Million credits: A lifetime membership to the "Pineal Ranch" Spa and Resort, Baffin System, and a copy of the "Principia Discordia", printed on handmade Canarian hemp paper, and autographed by Episkopos Malaclypse 666;
100 Million credits: An engraved Duodecastone (there won't be any corners) in the new Temple of Eris Esoteric, located in and around the "Goddess' Geode", Baffin System.
You may not believe in Eris or Her Church, folks; but you can sure help Her believe in Herself!
Donate early! Donate often!
Donate to any [~V~] ship. A list of Donors will be kept here for the whole Sector to goggle and wonder over.
Goddess Bless!
Malaclypse, Episkopos
Para-Anametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric (POEE)
Church of Eris Esoteric Fundraiser - Malaclypse 666 - 09-08-2007
List of Donors and "Sponsors":
Epyon the Bored: 100 Million Credits! First Dodeca-Stone on the new Temple of Eris Esoteric.
(Thanks, Epy! only 10 left to go!)
Seth Driskill of the Slaver's Union: 100 Million Credits! Second Dodeca-Stone!
(And a "winkie-nod on passage thru 0-49 as well. "What ship? I din see no stinkin' ship!")
Ultimate Warrior: 75 Million (ahem) Credits! Engraved Stone from the Outcasts!
(Who says pirates don't need religion too??)
Orbital Spa and Cruise, Eman Modnar: 25 Million Credits!
(Exclusive franchisee to Laughing Goddess Productions for tours of Baffin.)
CCC, Inc.: 40 Million Credits!
(Your choice of two "Scrubbies", or those Annual Harvest Festival Passes. Note: bumped to 40 Mil! Dinner and drinks on Reggie!)
=LSF=FuZi0n: 22 Million Credits!
(Free Harvest Festival tickets, and a box seat at the Dung Sculpture Contest.)
Emperor_Norton: 10 Million Credits!
(A scrubby will be named after this famous historical personage and Discordian Saint: Joshua!)
String_Theory: 1 Million Credits
(Well, it's worth a kiss on the forehead by Eris, at least.. and a votive candle!)
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Epyon the Bored: 100 Million Credits! First Dodeca-Stone on the new Temple of Eris Esoteric.
(Thanks, Epy! only 10 left to go!)
Seth Driskill of the Slaver's Union: 100 Million Credits! Second Dodeca-Stone!
(And a "winkie-nod on passage thru 0-49 as well. "What ship? I din see no stinkin' ship!")
Ultimate Warrior: 75 Million (ahem) Credits! Engraved Stone from the Outcasts!
(Who says pirates don't need religion too??)
Orbital Spa and Cruise, Eman Modnar: 25 Million Credits!
(Exclusive franchisee to Laughing Goddess Productions for tours of Baffin.)
CCC, Inc.: 40 Million Credits!
(Your choice of two "Scrubbies", or those Annual Harvest Festival Passes. Note: bumped to 40 Mil! Dinner and drinks on Reggie!)
=LSF=FuZi0n: 22 Million Credits!
(Free Harvest Festival tickets, and a box seat at the Dung Sculpture Contest.)
Emperor_Norton: 10 Million Credits!
(A scrubby will be named after this famous historical personage and Discordian Saint: Joshua!)
String_Theory: 1 Million Credits
(Well, it's worth a kiss on the forehead by Eris, at least.. and a votive candle!)
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Church of Eris Esoteric Fundraiser - Eppy - 09-08-2007
Dear sirs,
We have seen Eris and the TAZ at work many times, and to say they have done exemplary work would be understatement (and from what I hear, you are the most wonderful hosts a weary First Speaker could ask for; I'll have to drop in at this Veranda sometime); whenever one of our agents or affiliates has needed something moved off-the-record, or some place we can't move our fleets for reasons political or otherwise, the People of Eris have always been handy. And besides, we must respect our old deities... god knows we do not need anything foiling up the Plan. Hence, we (that is, I) see no reason to not "share the love;" if it so pleases the good lady, our Liner the Cash Cow is currently on tour in New York. Say the word and it shall return to Newark posthaste.
Regards,
Jacob Bonello, Foundation, First Speaker
(If ya need cash, buddy, just ask...I've got a hundred million sitting in the bank from the screenie contest, not doing anything important)
Church of Eris Esoteric Fundraiser - Malaclypse 666 - 09-08-2007
' Wrote:((ya i was kidding, but i still have no friggin idea whats goin on))
for your Edification, Dopamino, as you apparently can't be arsed to use the Search function:
http://discoverygc.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=1405#
http://discoverygc.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=2219
http://discoverygc.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=2197#
http://discoverygc.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=4976
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/1.php
http://discoverygc.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=3236#
http://discoverygc.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=3280#
http://discoverygc.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=4057#
http://deoxy.org/hakim/ontologicalanarchy.htm
http://nolaws.org/ill/gimmel.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temporary_Autonomous_Zone
That should tide you over for awhile. Give me a jingle when you need more.
Mal
Church of Eris Esoteric Fundraiser - Gamazson - 09-08-2007
Well I couldn't give tards rearside about you and your crazy faith or that festival of byproduct. I do however care about Port Gran Caneriea and its....company. I conduct allot of business there and rely upon it for the basic stuff that stops my crews from whining. Next time we show up to restock on the butt wipe; I have an even hundred with your name on it. The Union likes to have friends.
-Seth Driskill
Church of Eris Esoteric Fundraiser - Malaclypse 666 - 09-08-2007
Sponsor List created/updated, with a plea for a Godlike Sanitation. Mal.
Church of Eris Esoteric Fundraiser - Malaclypse 666 - 09-08-2007
Slavers??
Disgustin', but they have the bloody Flax! Another Dodeca-Stone to the Engravers, Dis!
(List updated!)
Church of Eris Esoteric Fundraiser - Fellow Hoodlum - 09-08-2007
Found a bottle of the strongest household bleach I could legally purchase, and gave the parts
round the rim a damn good scrubbing. Hope to keep 99% of household germs at bay, while not
effecting the overall usefullness of the pineal gland at all ...
Hope this helps - Hoodlum
Church of Eris Esoteric Fundraiser - Malaclypse 666 - 09-08-2007
((ah, thanks Hoodlum. Smells minty fresh now.))
Keep those donations pouring in, you cabbages!
New and updated:
=LSF=FuZi0n: 22 Million: Free Harvest Festival tickets, and a box seat at the Dung Sculpture Contest.
String_Theory: 1 Million: (Well, it's worth a kiss on the forehead by Eris, at least.. and a votive candle!)
Church of Eris Esoteric Fundraiser - Malaclypse 666 - 09-08-2007
Another 10 Million Credit donation!
And this time, to my pleasure, the Scrubbie will be named after a revered Discordian Saint.
The Donor was none other than Emperor Norton, Protector of San Francisco, and Emperor of Unistat, Ancient Terra, ca 1800's AD.
Joshua Norton was loved by the people of this ancient "Babylon". He even printed his own money, which was accepted freely in trade by his "subjects".
We are truly honored that the vessel Emperor_Norton has graced us with this small but invaluable donation!
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia! 23 Skidoo!