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To the SCRA - Kazinsal - 08-22-2010

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== Encryption: Mediocre ==

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Got a riddle for you. How many commies does it take to drive four Vagrant Raiders out of Omega-52?

Three dead Storm patrols, an elite Storm, and an Osiris.

Train your gunboat patrol captains better, will ya? I barely took any damage. So much for the "elite" SCRA...

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To the SCRA - Shagohad - 08-22-2010

-----INCOMING TRANSMISSION-----
Comm ID: Commissar-Commander Angelica Broch
Location: Trotsky
Recipient: Vagrant Retards

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Interesting. So we're gloating about killing the reserve? I think that particular gunboat held...

She looks down at a file.

Crazy Eddy. Wasn't too bright, but he was strong. Shame he wasn't strong enough. Normally I'd threaten you and claim you to fabricate this and what-not, but I'll go off on a hunch and ignore you. I have better things to do than look at the files of a pack of snots blowing up things that are easily replaced.

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To the SCRA - Kazinsal - 08-22-2010

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== Encryption: Mediocre ==

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You're going to have to do better than that, miss Broch, for sure. I mean, for one, you're running out of gunboats and fighters... And please, enlighten me, where do you intend to collect money for another set of them from? You're running out of people to collectively fund the government and each other. Would you like me to make a donation to your treasury? I'm sure I could find some funds to... Oh, wait. That's right. You shot down our cardamine transports that one time... That was a good fifteen million credits' worth, too.

You can't ignore something that doesn't leave you alone forever, you know...

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To the SCRA - Shagohad - 08-22-2010

-----INCOMING TRANSMISSION-----
Comm ID: Voice Mail Services
Location: Omega-52
Recipient: Vagrant Retards


We're sorry, but your call can not go through. Reasons may be as follows:

You have been blocked.
Your transmission has been lost.

Please try again later. The Coalition thanks you for the message.

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To the SCRA - Tabris - 08-22-2010

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Comm ID: Automated Message from the Coalition High Command

Subject: The Coalition.

"Good *insert time of day here* Sir/Madam, the Coalition is strong, the Coalition is Powerful, any talk of destruction of our ships, lack of funding, rampant homosexuality, intrusions and getting away with it are fabricated by the enemies of the Coalition who merely want to divide us or paint us in a bad image.

We are the savior of the working class, we lend our strength to those without any for themselves, remember Citizens, the Houses will lie to you and Criminals are never to be trusted...Be Smart...Be Safe...Be Alert."

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To the SCRA - Kazinsal - 08-22-2010

=== Incoming Transmission ===
== Encryption: Mediocre ==

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Dear Serious Coalition of Rejected Alliance,

We are unable to process your communications at this time. We have a very large scanning array in the way that LaBrie is using to regain his self-nudes from your computers, but all attempts are failing. Mainly because we are blocking his signal.

He is rather miffed that you have his "Buff in the Shower" collection and would like it back.

Thank you.

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To the SCRA - atlantis2112 - 08-22-2010

Incoming Transmission...
...Decryption in Progress...
COMPLETED
Sender: LaBrie, James

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'Ey. Nerdboy.

"Rampent Homosexuality"? I didn't know looking in the mirror was considered enemy propaganda, considering you were the one who downloaded my "Wet and wild Sunday" collection. Enjoy it, by the way.

Now go away before I kick more sand in your egg salad.

James freakin' LaBrie, out.

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To the SCRA - Tabris - 08-22-2010

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Comm ID: Automated Message from the Coalition High Command

Subject: The Coalition.

"Good *insert time of day here* Sir/Madam, the Coalition is strong, the Coalition is Powerful, any talk of destruction of our ships, lack of funding, rampant homosexuality, intrusions and getting away with it are fabricated by the enemies of the Coalition who merely want to divide us or paint us in a bad image.

We are the savior of the working class, we lend our strength to those without any for themselves, remember Citizens, the Houses will lie to you and Criminals are never to be trusted...Be Smart...Be Safe...Be Alert."

-End of transmission