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To... Hmm... The order sweethearts? - Yaoquizque - 07-31-2011
Fnordnet transmission, Node #55555 Wrote:++ Source : Popess Concordia ++
++ Destination : Order sweethearts ++
++ Derivation : Goddess Discordia ++
++ Encryption level : alpha ++
++ Transmission begins ++
*Concordia shouts* KNOW YE THIS O [handsome] MAN OF FAITH!++ A man's a man all his life; a woman's sexy until she's your wife! ++
Hey say say... I'm in Omicrons since around a week and i met a cute boy named Matt honey annnnnd...
We wanted to have some drinks so he told me he was waiting me near Isis.
Sooo... I come there and i meet another sweetheart named Brian. I was about to dock when Brian honey told me i couldn't.
Why is that, sweethearts? I used to dance often in Isis's bar *She smiles mischievously* and it was really funny!
However.... *The girl suddenly pretends to be shy* Pilots used to grope me, which isn't very nice...
Anyway! Can't i come back there to dance at times, as i used to?
That would be lovely!
I could even dance for free for a couple of you boys *she winks* Buuuut... Only if you are cute.
All hail Concordia! *laughs*
++ End of transmission ++
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To... Hmm... The order sweethearts? - Anonymous User - 08-01-2011
![[Image: cajaopen.png]](http://imageshack.us/m/88/525/cajaopen.png)
Good day Concordia.
I've already heard of you by one of my 30th Agents.
If I remember right you met him in Omega-3
But well. Thats another story.
Well, that "Brian" is wrong Madam.
Our allies need no permission to visit us.
Feel free to come whenever you wish.
If anyone want's to direct you out of Minor tell them you have my permission.
Collister out.
![[Image: cajaclose.png]](http://imageshack.us/m/11/8996/cajaclose.png)
To... Hmm... The order sweethearts? - Tenacity - 08-01-2011
Is this crap honestly what disco RP has come to?
To... Hmm... The order sweethearts? - Dab - 08-01-2011
Dear Mr. Tenacity,
This letter is being sent to you over concerns within our department as to your less-than-polite behavior in Neuralnet communication channels. As you know, the Neuralnet is a communications and information system used by nearly the entire Sirius population, and to ensure its smooth and problem-free operation, a certain degree of polite behavior is required. Rude behavior is sternly looked down upon, and when it goes too far, our department must step in to make appropriate actions to remedy the situation.
To assuage any potential anger or annoyance by the parties whose communications you have exhibited your impolite behavior in, our department requires you to make an authentic public apology to the owners of this particular channel within the next twenty four hours. Failure to do so will result in a ban placed on your neuralnet account's posting rights for an as-of-yet undetermined length of time.
If you object to this requirement, please take it up with our complain department and we will get back to you as soon as possible.
-From The Neuralnet Department for Polite and Respectable Behavior.
To... Hmm... The order sweethearts? - Yaoquizque - 08-01-2011
Fnordnet transmission, Node #55555 Wrote:++ Source : Popess Concordia ++
++ Destination : Collister honey ++
++ Derivation : Goddess Discordia ++
++ Encryption level : beta ++
++ Transmission begins ++
Uhoh.... Someone hacked the node? That's not nice *laughs*++ A man's a man all his life; a woman's sexy until she's your wife! ++
Okay! Raising a bit that encryption thingy dingy...
There! So hmm... Thank you to answer so fast, love.
30th you say? Hmm hmmm.... *She tilts her head, thinking for a while* Yay... Maybe i met someone having that callsign around '1...
We talked a bit about you i think... Hmm... Hold on... I should have that in the unicorn memory *The girl rolls her eyes, grinning while searching for a while in her ship's datamart.*
++ Appending feed ++
Scarab|30th: The 30th Asssault Squadron is top secret. The only person who knows and have to know
Scarab|30th: who I am is Admiral Collister
[TAZ]Devil.Unicorn: Coil...Easter? He's cute?
Scarab|30th: She...
Scarab|30th: Vice Admiral Caja Collister. Admiral of the Order primary Fleet.
[TAZ]Devil.Unicorn: *Laughs* Oh? That's a girl? *She makes her silly face* Does she kiss well?
[TAZ]Devil.Unicorn: And what are the color of her underwears?
Scarab|30th: I have no idea...
[TAZ]Devil.Unicorn: Really? You never tried to do funny things with her?
Scarab|30th: Also i think if I would know this would be classified information.
[TAZ]Devil.Unicorn: Classified panties? Uhoh....
++ endof ++
So.... Say.... *She smiles teasingly* Are you underwears still classified, honey?
Anyway thank you!
*Big smile* I could dance there tomorrow and we could meet? What do you think honey?
*laughs* Byebye!
Oh and... My name is Concordia, not Discordia!
I'm not the Goddess, i'm just a girl.
++ End of transmission ++
![[Image: connie_witch.png]](http://yaoquizque.free.fr/Ressources/Discovery/Screenies/connie_witch.png)
To... Hmm... The order sweethearts? - Sly - 08-02-2011
![[Image: 29ellk0.jpg]](http://i50.tinypic.com/29ellk0.jpg)
"Incoming transmission..."
"Subject ID: Augustin-Louis Joule"
Ahh, miss Connie...
I knew you'd come and dance at Isis bar. I'll most definitely spare my time to have
the joy of seeing a beautiful dancing girl. And do you mind bringing your friend, Aqua?
I'd also like to see her in action.
Regards, Joule Sugar
I knew you'd come and dance at Isis bar. I'll most definitely spare my time to have
the joy of seeing a beautiful dancing girl. And do you mind bringing your friend, Aqua?
I'd also like to see her in action.
Regards, Joule Sugar
"Transmission terminated..."
To... Hmm... The order sweethearts? - Rodent - 08-02-2011
![[Image: bolevara.png]](http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/846/bolevara.png/)
Too bad I'm too far to liven up the party. Bang some good on my behalf, amigos. Make Santos proud.
Back to drinking cheap ale and finding dirty...ladies...
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To... Hmm... The order sweethearts? - qwertypp7 - 08-02-2011
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Comm ID: Colonel Christopher Leigh, Order Primary Fleet
Location: OCV-Arsephes, Omicron Minor
Subject: Concordia
Greetings.
I should not have to remind Order personel of the dangers of 'interacting' with this particular Zoner. The amount of young recruits she has tempted into her bed is so great and the resulting rashes, sores, warts and urinary tract infections so many, that Miss Concordia has a marker in the Order's files as a threat to the smooth operation of the Order. So far, the Order has lost thousands of man hours because of personel who have visited Miss Concordia recieving medical treatment for various sexually transmitted ailments. This is a worrying trend that cannot continue.
Concordia is a sexual predator who preys on the emotions and lust of both sexes. Sadly, it is likely that this condition results from past abuse, but it does have the unfortunate side affect of making her one of the most promiscuous women in Sirius. Where there is such monumental promiscuity, there is nearly always some form sexually transmitted disease.
Now I must implore all Order personel to stop thinking with their smaller heads and get back to the task at hand. Should you get 'lonely', it isn't hard to find a girl much cleaner than Concordia...
Colonel Leigh out.
Location: OCV-Arsephes, Omicron Minor
Subject: Concordia
Greetings.
I should not have to remind Order personel of the dangers of 'interacting' with this particular Zoner. The amount of young recruits she has tempted into her bed is so great and the resulting rashes, sores, warts and urinary tract infections so many, that Miss Concordia has a marker in the Order's files as a threat to the smooth operation of the Order. So far, the Order has lost thousands of man hours because of personel who have visited Miss Concordia recieving medical treatment for various sexually transmitted ailments. This is a worrying trend that cannot continue.
Concordia is a sexual predator who preys on the emotions and lust of both sexes. Sadly, it is likely that this condition results from past abuse, but it does have the unfortunate side affect of making her one of the most promiscuous women in Sirius. Where there is such monumental promiscuity, there is nearly always some form sexually transmitted disease.
Now I must implore all Order personel to stop thinking with their smaller heads and get back to the task at hand. Should you get 'lonely', it isn't hard to find a girl much cleaner than Concordia...
Colonel Leigh out.
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To... Hmm... The order sweethearts? - Yaoquizque - 08-02-2011
Fnordnet transmission, Node #55555 Wrote:++ Source : Popess Concordia ++
++ Destination : Christopher honey, Joule sugar annnnnd the other Order sweethearts too ++
++ Derivation : Goddess Discordia ++
++ Encryption level : beta ++
++ Transmission begins ++
*The girl smiles* Oh... Look who is there... Hey.. Hmm... Augustie?++ Suffice it to say that Eris is not hateful or malicious ++
How are you, love?
I'd be glad to dance just for you... *She winks*
Oh and about Aqua... Hmm... I don't know? Actually yesterday was the first time i met her since that little party we had in Baffin... So i don't really know what she's up to.
*She tilts her head thinking* You like her?
*Giggling, she leans forward* I could talk to her for you, if you want...
Anyway! *Laughs* Hey! That's not really nice, Christopher honey...
*Concordia pretends to be upset and suddenly laughs again* You're jealous because i didn't sleep with you since a while? *smiles innocently*
I'm glad to see you care so much about my health anyway, love... *She beams* But you don't have to worry, really.
I'm checked often by John on his big Jinkzuzu, you see?
*The girl rolls her eyes, smiling* I love to tease a bit the doctors working there...
Ah! I guess i will move to Minor in a couple of hours... *Big smile* You know where to find me, right? Isis bar?
Byebye! *She blows a kiss*
++ But She is mischievous, and does get a little bitchy at times ++
++ End of transmission ++
![[Image: Connie_02.png]](http://yaoquizque.free.fr/Ressources/Discovery/Screenies/Connie_TransPix/Connie_02.png)
To... Hmm... The order sweethearts? - Jeremy Hunter - 08-02-2011
![[Image: 2aep304.jpg]](http://i55.tinypic.com/2aep304.jpg)
Chris, the least you can do is say that on another channel. She might be Concordia, but my god, at least you can have the decency to encrypt it only for Order personell...actually, encrypt it for Order personell and deny Rika access. She does have frelings too.
As for Aqua, Joule...you just gotta get her drunk. Try vodka. Lots and lots of vodka.
Maybe I'll see you at the bar Connie. Safe flight.
Jey out.
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