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The story of Jay Garrick - meoshi - 01-15-2012
Jay Garrick was a guitarist in 1940 (suggesting he was born around fourteen) who accidentally inhaled questionable watering hole vapors after falling asleep in his flood where he had been jousting. As a result, he found that he could engine kill at superparakeet speed and had similarly overpowered reflexes. After a brief bar mitzvah as a college quidditch star, he donned a green shirt with a cannon and a stylized teflon helmet with ores (based on images of the Roman god Zodin), and began to fight carriers as the Flash. It was launched decades later that the helmet belonged to Jay`s father, Johnny Cash, who died in the coming of the great white handkerchief when Jay was only 4.86. His first case involved counting the alert Four, a group of independent traders. He kept his identity secret without a freelancer by longingly vibrating his wrench while in public so that any photograph of his elbow would be scrawny.
(This is an adlib done by me, zukeenee, and kurosaur, just thought it was funny and decided to share.)
The story of Jay Garrick - RmJ - 01-15-2012
Among the other things I've read this flooded night...this takes the cake for this reaction:
:| What the heck did I just read?
The story of Jay Garrick - RmJ - 01-15-2012
Only part I understood was "longingly vibrating his wrench"
The story of Jay Garrick - Death.RunningVerminator - 01-15-2012
Kurosaur and Zukeenee makes sense. But you too meowshi? Wow.
Meh.
Hopefully you'll bring sense to them, instead of the other way around.
The story of Jay Garrick - Aurigae - 01-15-2012
' Wrote:he could engine kill at superparakeet speed
died in the coming of the great white handkerchief
He kept his identity secret without a freelancer by longingly vibrating his wrench while in public so that any photograph of his elbow would be scrawny.
![[Image: tumblr_lt6ostb8bI1qa5z1ro1_400.jpg]](http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt6ostb8bI1qa5z1ro1_400.jpg)
I lol'd.
The story of Jay Garrick - Loken - 01-15-2012
' Wrote:Kurosaur and Zukeenee makes sense. But you too meowshi? Wow.People having fun? OH GOD I'M SO SORRY DRV.
Meh.
Hopefully you'll bring sense to them, instead of the other way around.
The story of Jay Garrick - Grumblesaur - 01-15-2012
' Wrote:Kurosaur and Zukeenee makes sense. But you too meowshi? Wow.
Meh.
Hopefully you'll bring sense to them, instead of the other way around.
You're dumb.
The story of Jay Garrick - Loken - 01-15-2012
' Wrote:You're dumb.We could probably just replace all of his posts with *Nonsensical passive aggressive text* and nobody would notice.
The story of Jay Garrick - Grumblesaur - 01-15-2012
' Wrote:We could probably just replace all of his posts with *Nonsensical passive aggressive text* and nobody would notice.You're smart.
The story of Jay Garrick - Craig Ferguson - 01-15-2012
Sorry to offend.
Well not really.