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To: The Joker - Lobster - 03-08-2012

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[color=#009900]Identification: [color=#CCFFFF]Director Claus Amsel
Receiver: [color=#CCFFFF]Joker
Subject: Cooperation
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[color=#CCFFFF]Dear Joker,

I understand an agent of mine managed to make contact with you a few days ago. The agent in question reached me early this morning, and here I am messaging you.

We used to have an understanding while in Liberty. Ren tells me you would like an expansion of this understanding if we are to work together. Well, I am ready to here your proposal, but do not be surprised if I add a few conditions of my own afterwords.

Signed,

[color=#009900][size=medium][color=#CCFFFF]Claus Amsel


Buro Der MarineIntelligenz
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To: The Joker - The Joker - 03-09-2012

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[font=Trebuchet Ms]Good day, meine directoren Claus Amsel.

If you were a part of that Undertheboatflottile that I've seen couple of times in action in New York, [color=#33CC00]then I must say that I'm impressed with your style.
You get in, get the job done, and get out as fast as possible. That's one of two reasons I even allowed your agent to talk to me. Second reason is that you're not that pesky Rheinland Military. You, unlike those damn fools, do things differently, with certain degree of finesse. Wouldn't be surprised if majority of your ops are illegal and totally unacceptable by their standards.

Let me get to the point. Here are my terms:
- In Rheinland you will ignore activities of Jokerz. No matter what happens, we don't attack your U-boats, and you don't attack our fishing boats.
- In Liberty, we discretely cooperate whenever we find ourselves in reasonable proximity. If something happens and you decide in the future to expand your operations to other houses, same rule will apply.
- If you try to stab me in the back, I'll butcher your whole family, your neighbors, your pets, your friends, your pets' friends, your neighbors' friends, your neighbors' families, your neighbors' pets' friends' neighbors.
I'll even murder your local milkman and strudel seller.

You'd like to add something? What say you, meine directoren?
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To: The Joker - Lobster - 03-10-2012

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[color=#009900]Identification: [color=#CCFFFF]Director Claus Amsel
Receiver: [color=#CCFFFF]Joker
Subject: Cooperation
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[color=#CCFFFF]Dear Joker,

Your conditions are generally agreeable. The only problem with your proposal is our interactions inside the Fatherland. We are protectors of Rhienland. It would be somewhat- counterproductive to allow our organization to take hostile acts against our civilians and shrug it off.

That being said, there are ways we could allow this to work. If you would be willing to let Rheinland affiliated shipping pass unmolested in the fatherland, praying mostly on foreigners and outcasts, I could see the BDM taking a neutral stance. What do you say to this?

Signed,

[color=#009900][size=medium][color=#CCFFFF]Claus Amsel


Buro Der MarineIntelligenz
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To: The Joker - The Joker - 03-10-2012

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[font=Trebuchet Ms]You silly directoren...

I've been around long enough to experience or witness all kinds deals, both shady or shinny. [color=#33CC00]More than often I've been caught within contradictory,
unnecessarily complicated diplomacy, for which I reluctantly, and unfortunately, allowed to dictate my behavior towards certain groups from time to time. Now you're asking me turn the other cheek to your money-bringing RepEx or Daumann trucks just so I can receive your friendly tap on a shoulder on a Liberty soil sometimes. Hell no!

Something similar Gunther Hoerst once achieved, a fine Hessian gentleman who, after providing me with few RHA toys, suddenly thought that he could protect IMG from my organization. Maybe this is irrelevant and maybe there's no parallel to be drawn, but I'm gonna tell you this -- Politely and with full awareness I played along and he kinda succeeded back then, only so he could later cut me out of Jormungand project which initial plans had my marvelous idea imprinted on.

I've given you just one of couple of examples. As you can assume, I didn't learn fast enough. Why are you any different? From my point of view, you have the same potential for indirect back stab as anyone else out there. Come to think of it, maybe you're not offering this deal so we could help each other from time to time. How can I be sure? Perhaps this is just an excuse for you to ease the pressure off your fragile economy, the pressure which is about to even tighter threaten the stability of your precious house. What happened? You finally realized that you're loosing too much cargo too damn fast?

Mister Amsel, you gotta understand that, from the moment I presented and started realizing my new piracy policy, I firmly decided that no one shall ever be spared unless they payed or had shown support. That's why there can be no exceptions. There can be no complicated deals for me nowadays. There are no friends. There are no enemies. There are only target priorities.

If you don't want your Buro to be one of my priorities, accept the deal I've presented. No confrontations between us within your great Fatherland, and you're free to enjoy the prospering cooperation outside of its boundaries.



You wanna express your heroic initiative? You wanna hunt down Liberty Navy with greater efficiency? You wanna serve your country and receive hard-earned decorations? You wanna take a shore-leave sometimes, to come back to your lovely picket fence-home and find a wife who adores you, who cherish you, who is do damn proud of her husband's exemplary career?



Pay the price then. Make a deal with the Clown-Devil!
A-HAHAHA-HAHA-HAAA!!!
Just. Make. It.
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To: The Joker - Lobster - 03-12-2012

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[color=#009900]Identification: [color=#CCFFFF]Director Claus Amsel
Receiver: [color=#CCFFFF]Joker
Subject: Cooperation
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[color=#CCFFFF]Joker,

As the expression goes, you drive a hard bargain. I would, however, expect no less from the devil himself.

Very well, we find in agreeance. Our ships will not bother yours in Rheinland, and we may cooperate while outside of the fatherland. There is one condition I am tacking on however.

Data, raw data. That is what we need, and in order to seal this deal of a lifetime, you are going to give it to us.

Every capital ship you come across. LNS, HMS, IKN, GRN, ect. You are going to grab a copy of their load-out, armor class, and names. You will transmit that information to us, so that we may build a database of strengths and weaknesses.

Does that sound acceptable to you clown-teufel?

Signed,

[color=#009900][size=medium][color=#CCFFFF]Claus Amsel


Buro Der MarineIntelligenz
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To: The Joker - The Joker - 03-12-2012

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[font=Trebuchet Ms]Taking few holographs here and there is something that I do as a hobby anyway. You're gonna get your precious infos. The deal is on.

[color=#33CC00]Don't forget to inform your men about this.
Unfortunately, yesterday we had to shoot down two of them in Berlin. They said that they were trying to protect their Fatherland. Make sure that they do that next time far away from us as possible.

See you around, mister Claus.
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