(CoJ)| - The Church of Jiub (CHURCH HUB / WE LOVE PINK FONT)

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(CoJ)| - The Church of Jiub (CHURCH HUB / WE LOVE PINK FONT) - FozBuoy - 01-15-2013

~THE CHURCH OF JIUB~

He was born in the ash among the Velothi, anon Chimer, before the war with the northern men.
~The 36 Lessons of Jiub, Sermon One

For too long has Jiuberius remained entrenched in sin. As eons dissolve into meaningless fractions of wasted time, the afflicted populace continue to march the path leading to the empty void of the forthcoming Endtime, where each movement is an inane gnaw of flesh upon bone. Vessels inside eggs inside revolving spheres sit prolonged in still life, never to emerge and destined to decay into metaphysical representations of the devil’s proverb. The blind applaud as they tighten the veils wrapped across their faces with spectral sixth arms. Symbols are lost to happenstance and the draught of red mud is swallowed whole by those with sewn mouths. The unstable weapon of man has been dropped into the sea of space, resulting in an immolation of all that is pure. Smoke flourishes into the air and engulfs the Willing, their faces barren and dry, scorched by the brazen winds which ravage and tear through carnal matter and directly into one’s soul.

The holiest document was lost long ago; forbidden sermons now existing only in the minds of those who have transcended life itself. Yet there remain those who stand with eyes bleeding the blood of the Saint above. Those who carry on their shoulders the burden of traversing a lost land subjected to ages of desecration.

For Jiub, the Creator.
For Jiub, the Eradicator.

The Church rides wings of those vanquished in another epoch, yet whose spirits remain trapped in a cage of vacuity. Blood will stain blades as hearts are taken as ornaments. Those who wallow in sin will repent and receive His blessing and His forgiveness and His acceptance and will become one with His teachings. Purification is at hand, and He himself will douse the land in tidal fluid before setting it alight in an act of salvation. His name will be hailed as the Saviour the blessed already define Him as.

We die for the cause of Jiub.

The ending of the world is ALMSIVI.

~~~

The Church of Jiub is a religious collective who teach the supreme dogma of Jiub, as found within the 36 ancient texts masterfully crafted by the deity himself. The original copies of these documents are most sacred and holy items known to mortal man, and are held in an undisclosed secure location by those within the Church, viewable only by the Prophet, Cardinal, and certain ascended Bishops.

The Church maintains the infallible belief that Jiub, an divine figure from ages past, is the creator of ‘Sirius’ (correctly referred to as Jiuberius, as it is written within the ancient texts) and all within it, who is prophesised to physically return upon the entrance to the impending Endtime and eradicate all that has plagued the land during His absence (hence the common monikers ‘Jiub, the Creator’ and ‘Jiub, the Eradicator’ utilised by the institution’s members to refer to the great being in worship). This predicted-Endtime will see the eradication of all who have failed to repent and acknowledge his status as Creator (these individuals being known as the ‘afflicted’ within the Church), leaving the land free and purified with the blood of the heathens for Jiub’s followers to mould according to his doctrines. All who have knowingly disobeyed His teachings and fail to adequately repent will be condemned to eternal suffering in the afterlife, bound in molten shackles inside the confines of Red Mountain – where doom knows no end.

The Church possesses a long and illustrious underground following throughout history’s past, yet has only recently emphasised the extent of its operations in preparation for the approaching Endtime. On the Great Day, Jiub himself spiritually contacted the blessed one known as ‘FozBuoy’, dubbing him Prophet, and the instrument through which His will would be dispersed. The supreme deity also denoted the Prophet’s ally ‘Maverick’ as Cardinal, and placed him in charge of all operations which would require great strength and fortitude, which Jiub himself gifted the Cardinal. From that sacred day forth, the Church has been unfaltering in their quest to spread the wisdom of the returning messiah, gaining followers and disregarding false infamy propagated by the afflicted masses.

~MISSION~

While unique orders handed down by the Prophet and Cardinal will assume priority, the primary duties of the Church are twofold:

1. Spread the teachings of Jiub to the unenlightened whilst conveying the urgency of the Endtime. Indoctrinate the willing and able into the Church. Cleanse the afflicted who respond to our kindness with hostility.

2. Collect donations from those who fail to walk into our Saint’s arms and find redemption. Inform these individuals that this too is a form of, albeit lesser, repentance, and will still contribute towards their potential salvation. All donations acquired will be utilised according to Jiub’s wishes, as conveyed via the Prophet.

~HIERARCHY~

Foz ‘Fozbuoy’ Buoy – Real name undisclosed
‘PROPHET’

The Church is presided over by the holy Prophet ‘FozBuoy’ (viewed by many as the official figurehead of the Church), the only mortal who has been blessed with the honour of being the sole conduit to Jiub. He remains in direct communication with the deity and has been bestowed the task of dispensing the Saint’s instructions to his followers. He similarly handles the bulk of the Church’s diplomatic negotiations. The Prophet is an extremely charismatic individual; some say conversations with him have brought them greater senses of ecstasy than any earthly delight can create – This is rumoured to be a result of Jiub not merely communicating with the Prophet, but in fact undertaking a certain degree of possession over his body. Many have stated that they have felt the very aura of Jiub enwrap them as the Prophet passes by! One should treasure each and every instance of interaction they may have with this blessed individual!

Mav E. ‘Maverick’ Rick – Real name undisclosed
‘CARDINAL’

Of equal official status is the Cardinal ‘Maverick’, who is tasked with overseeing the bulk of the physical work the Church undertakes in Jiub’s name. On the Great Day, alongside his ascension to his title within the Church, he was bestowed the might of Jiub himself; a heartfelt gift from the Creator to his loyal disciple. The Cardinal utilises such an immense blessing to combat the hordes of afflicted who oppose Jiub’s prophecy, piloting his vessel with flawless precision and skill in the name of the Lord. Maverick takes particular pride in vanquishing the afflicted who stand impeding Jiub’s righteous path, and is highly admired by all within the Church for his excellence and tenacity in battle. Henceforth, the Cardinal handles the majority of security-based operations within the Church.

(These individual’s real names have been suppressed by the Church as a precautionary measure of safety, necessitated by the recent spate of fearful threats and persecution thrust upon the institution as the Endtime approaches)

The Church’s hierarchy is then split into four distinct rankings of ascending authority: Bishops, Vicars, Brothers and Initiates. One’s advancement through the rankings is determined by the judgement of both the Prophet and Cardinal, who will evaluate the individual’s recent performance and overall devotion to Jiub and the Church.

Initiates - The freshest followers of Jiub. You will be expected to perform the above primary duties in exaltation of our Saint. You will be observed and instructed of the finer nuances of the Church’s operations by your superior Brothers. Count on them, and feel free to inquire for their assistance at any time.

(CoJ)|Initiate.Ross
(CoJ)|Initiate.Sandor
(CoJ)|Initiate.Bergurdaeun
(CoJ)|Initiate.Choob
(CoJ)|Initiate.Tobias
(CoJ)|Initiate.Jay
(CoJ)|Initiate.Rena

Brothers – Those who have had sufficient experience and tenure within the Church will be entrusted with the status of Brotherhood. You will continue to perform your usual duties in honour of Jiub, but will also take up a mentor role to any Initiate who you save from affliction. It is this facet of your operations which will be primarily evaluated with regards to advancement.

(CoJ)|Brother.Cybertech
(CoJ)|Brother.Ryan
(CoJ)|Brother.Traxit
(CoJ)|Brother.Dakar
(CoJ)|Brother.Sylus
(CoJ)|Brother.TT
(CoJ)|Brother.Raynolds
(CoJ)|Brother.Jean
(CoJ)|Brother.Archerus
(CoJ)|Brother.Shufflez
(CoJ)|Brother.Lady.Red
(CoJ)|Brother.Krusnoh
(CoJ)|Brother.Belzebub

Vicars – You have displayed an appropriate standard of leadership to warrant advancement to Vicar. You will continue down this avenue by lessening your individual focus upon the duties of the Church, and instead turning your attention to guiding the Brothers in their endeavours. Utilise your experience and wisdom to hone their technique and execution.

(CoJ)|Vicar.Berkely

Bishops – Those who have truly excelled in carrying out Jiub’s will over a significant amount of time will be bestowed the honour of becoming a Bishop. You find yourself as ‘second-in-command’, and wield serious influence within the Church. You will work closely with both the Cardinal and the Prophet in carrying out our most crucial operations.

~

~ZONE OF INFLUENCE~

Jiub’s creation of the entirety of ‘Sirius’ entails the Church possessing a theoretical interest in all of the sector’s regions - yet as of late, the collective’s operations have been based primarily in the House of Liberty as a result of its high density, being viewed as a monolith of afflicted by the Church, and thus most deserving of the organisation’s efforts. Members commonly convene and launch from Freeport 2 in the Bering system, before entering the House and undertaking regular deeds in all five of its primary systems. Despite this concentrated attention, diplomatic representatives of the Church will frequently be sent as envoys to other Houses (at the moment, the Church has particular interest in endeavours within both Bretonia and Kusari) to ensure Jiub’s wisdom is spread thoroughly within His creation.

♥~RELATIONSHIPS~♥

With the Church’s efforts only recently being truly emphasised as a result of the Endtime looming on the horizon, its diplomatic status remains on many fronts in a state of undetermined-purgatory. The Prophet has appointed Vicar Berkely to aid him in beginning negotiations with a number of various organisations, but until these talks begin the Church is to treat all groups it encounters with an appropriate level of humility and respect.

Church members operating within Liberty are nevertheless asked to remain cautious of both the Liberty Rogues and all branches of law enforcement the sector currently maintains. These groups are suspected to be mere operational fronts for organised conglomerations of afflicted and may potentially initiate hostilities. Jiub has deemed that it is better to destroy, than create what is meaningless – as such, there should be little hope for salvation with regards to these groups. With Him in your hearts, ascend above their oppression and cleanse the land of their heretical presence if necessary.

~EQUIPMENT~

While nothing would give the Church more pleasure than to peacefully spread the wisdom of Jiub from the comfort of our Rhino Squadron, we with saddened hearts recognise the threatening nature of the persecution we have received from the afflicted. As a result, we are left with no choice but to bolster our security with appropriate weaponry and vessels. As such, Initiates are currently given the choice between a Virage fighter, and a Roc bomber All costs in relation to the chosen ship, as well as its outfitting, will be covered by the Church. As our rightful ‘Saved by Jiub’ ID has been banished as a result of the severe discrimination we face, we must regretfully mount Pirate IDs in its absence. BUT FEAR NOT BROTHERS, WE ARE NO MERE PIRATES, REGARDLESS OF THE GRAVEN IMAGES THEY CHOOSE TO FORCE UPON US – WE ARE THE DISCIPLES OF JIUB, AND HIS BIDDING SHALL BE DONE~!

~RECRUITMENT~

Do you laugh readily? Do you feel an emptiness in the pit of your heart? Do you often stare out of windows blankly, reflecting upon your meaningless existence? Do you despise the afflicted legion of fraudulent suit-wearers and boring cigar-smokers, who grin without reason for grinning?

Do you even Jiub, Brother?

That’s right, the Church of Jiub is waiting for YOU! We’re always accepting new Initiates at our Official Hub of Jiubology©, currently based out of Freeport 2 in the Bering system! Find eternal salvation amongst a friendly troupe of rapscallions who love good times in the sunshine, multi-flavoured ice cream, Kreayshawn v.7, and cleansing our lands of the afflicted~!

Simply RSVP back to this message with your name, date of birth, current location, contact info, Sirian credit card details, all that good stuff (you’re too smart for a template bro! Jiub has faith in your template-disregarding abilities!), and Official Church Secretary Traxit will hit you up with a meeting time.

Jiub will see you then Brother!

~LITERARY OPUSES~

ULTIMATE FALSE DEITY~! ~ Prophet.FozBuoy (ft. Cardinal.Maverick)
Threat Assessment ~ Vicar.Berkely

RE: (CoJ)| - The Church of Jiub (CHURCH HUB / WE LOVE PINK FONT) - Kampanom - 01-15-2013

...Morrowind?

RE: (CoJ)| - The Church of Jiub (CHURCH HUB / WE LOVE PINK FONT) - FozBuoy - 01-20-2013

^Arena bro, we're og

RE: (CoJ)| - The Church of Jiub (CHURCH HUB / WE LOVE PINK FONT) - DSE)Ghost.Town - 01-24-2013

I came across a nice quote that I thought you might be able to us:

Church of Jiub (COJ): Business is religion, and religion is business. The man who does not make a business of his religion has a religious life of no force, and the man who does not make a religion of his business has a business life of no character.

Feel free to use it, if you want, of course.

RE: (CoJ)| - The Church of Jiub (CHURCH HUB / WE LOVE PINK FONT) - FozBuoy - 04-28-2013

Prophet.FozBuoy
“swagged out buoy!”

Sup bros!? Praise Jiub yo! Step into my private quarters for this edition of Jiub Cam!

The Church of Jiub is proud to announce its safe arrival back at the Official Hub of Jiubology! As you all are surely well aware, the majority of the Church’s higher-ups have spent the last few months tearing up the Jiuberius Old School Steezin’ Surf Circuit, scoring first place at a number of events! With Jiub by our side, we can’t be stopped! Feelin’ so posi, feelin’ so based, Jiublife! This traditional activity is one which has been endorsed by Saint Jiub himself in the holy texts – so we encourage all you faithful followers to grab a board and rep dat Jiub steez homie!

“Oh wow, those CoJ buoys look fresh!” ~ Lukas_D00f

With the Church’s operations returning to normal however, it’s time to refocus on our ultimate goal: saving the afflicted from the impending Endtime – and we’re happy to state our recent overwhelming success in indoctrinating those who have paid repentance for their past sins! Thank you Jiub! While others crumble and fall in the wake of the forthcoming eradication, you stand strong, and lift your followers up to your shoulders! And for this, we are glad to carry your burdens upon ours! With one of the most sacred documents crafted by Jiub, the Creator himself in hand, the Cardinal and I hit up the system of New Jiub to spread our saviour’s infinite wisdom to the afflicted masses in another public sermon reading! This public proclamation of the Tenth Sermon of Jiub saw the system fill with the Church’s followers all anxiously waiting to hear our Lord’s words be dispensed, and I was blessed to be the one performing the reading. Never do I feel as close to Jiub as when I proudly recall His most vital work! Scope these highlights brah, and make sure to contact us at our Hub of Jiubology so you can be there in person for the upcoming Eleventh Sermon! You literally can’t afford to miss it – find salvation now!

Complete unequivocal love for Jiub! True swag, true belief! Hella based!

Haha, wasn’t that great? Thanks to all those followers who came out, we’ll see you all next time I’m sure. Now, in Church personnel news, we’re overjoyed to announce the addition of a brand new Brother to the ranks of Jiub!

“Sounds like he’s got s-rank swag!” ~ You

We wish you all the best in your duties within the Church bro! Stay posi and stay true to our Lord, and you will surpass the inevitable Endtime, with your fellow members by your side! Praise Jiub! If you too wish to join our ranks, head to the 'recruitment' tab at the beginning of the this communication channel - salvation awaits you!

That’s all for this edition of Jiub Cam – We’ll leave you this week with a raunchy communiqué from one of the Church’s most devout followers, ahaha! You based enough for us?

"behemoth cut themselves" ~ Prophet.FozBuoy
"eww, do u even swag??" ~ Cardinal.Maverick

The ending of the world is ALMSIVI.
~

RE: (CoJ)| - The Church of Jiub (CHURCH HUB / WE LOVE PINK FONT) - versatil - 04-28-2013

Smells a bit like Furyan Monks. Just a bit.

RE: (CoJ)| - The Church of Jiub (CHURCH HUB / WE LOVE PINK FONT) - FozBuoy - 04-28-2013

^hellll nah homie we reppin jiub since 2010, and even without dat scope them topic creation dates. we og brah.

(uhh we like ur faction doe Smile

)

RE: (CoJ)| - The Church of Jiub (CHURCH HUB / WE LOVE PINK FONT) - Beauenheim - 06-19-2013

This is genius.

You can find my application here.
http://discoverygc.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=100488&pid=1359083#pid1359083

RE: (CoJ)| - The Church of Jiub (CHURCH HUB / WE LOVE PINK FONT) - FozBuoy - 06-19-2013

^umm bro that was an in-rp thread and this is an ooc thread u need to learn the difference before u first log onto the server ok read rules

mirin ur <3 for Jiub doe!

RE: (CoJ)| - The Church of Jiub (CHURCH HUB / WE LOVE PINK FONT) - FozBuoy - 06-28-2013

Prophet.FozBuoy
“yo what up yungbl00d?? swaaaggliffeee”

SUP BRO. Church of Jiub still goin hard homie! We keeping it OG, holding it down, never stop, 24/7 Jiub – CoJ number one, how we do it. Get aware, get based, get on our level, and step into my private quarters for this edition of Jiub Cam.

Yo firstly, the Church is hyphy to announce the addition of a fresh Brother to the legions of followers leading a positive lifestyle in the name of Jiub! This bro is Jiublamic to the max, he out there cleansing and steezin baby, u mirin his overwhelming successes brah??

“gdamn this bro is swole!!! I’m mirin, I admit it” ~ Initiate.Ross

Most importantly, Brother.Krusnoh keeps it based by offering strong tributes to Jiub, doing it big!

“HE STACKIN BILLS BRAH, GOIN HARD4L” ~ Secretary.Traxit

Our great deity will not forget your efforts homie, trust me on that – he knows you out there, making the basics aware. Stay true to the Lord, keep leading the Jiublife, and you will be among the blessed stalling tall upon the arrival of the impending Endtime. Always remember the #ultrarare words I dispensed upon you:

“High praise homie, reserved for those repping only the most uncompressed swag – no lo-fi’s here” ~ Prophet.FozBuoy

But it’s not just the lower-ranked members of the Church who are out spreading the infallible word of Jiub to masses of afflicted – Brother.Krusnoh and I hit up Jiubfornia to personally rep that Prophet steez, where we linked up with cojaffiliate and fellow Jiub-devotee L² ! Each and every one of the followers we encountered were overjoyed to witness my presence, and left feeling closer to Jiub than ever, with many opening their hearts and donating deep - potentially securing their salvation from the fast-approaching eradication of all the afflicted know! Scope these newly-cleansed disciples:

“I am berk helo” ~ Vicar.Berkely

“HNNNG FozBuoy is so based! He has the ability!” ~ You

#TWERKFORJIUB - TRENDING WORLDWIDE

We always feel so blessed to be able to carry out the work our almighty Saint designates us, s-rank deity amirite?? And be sure to stay tuned to Jiub Cam to hear details of the Church’s upcoming public reading of the Eleventh Sermon of Jiub! Deep within the heart of Jiuberty, the system of New Jiub always draws a packed, sold-out crowd of loving followers during proclamations of the holy texts brah, so you’ll def want to reserve your spot early homie!

Also, while we keep it strictly posi within the Church, please remain on this channel for a very special edition of Jiub Cam which is mandatory viewing for ALL. The Church needs you now more than ever, with the oppressors doing all they can to attempt to silence the sacred word of our Lord. Hit us up @ the Official Hub of Jiubology©, based out of Freeport 2 in the Bering system and find salvation today.

O man this edition of Jiub Cam has been s-rank brah, 10/10 A++ grade – we’re ending it with a tr00-auteur shot of one of the afflicted mirin Jiub hard! REAL JIUB STEEZ, STAY BASED, STAY POSI, SKRAMLIFE

“STANGRY CONFIRMED” ~ Prophet.FozBuoy
“masterpiece.gif” ~ Brother.Krusnoh

The ending of the world is ALMSIVI.
~