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Need an excuse whilst roleplaying? Look no further - Fletcher - 05-22-2013

Been halted by a vicarious pirate? The donut planetoid shaped Libertonian policeman shadowing you? Hauling things from A to B? Sunbathing on a sun's surface like a Dublin boss? Leading a derp raid fleet in the Omicrons? Zoner-zoner-zoner? Sanctioned?

Whatever your disposition, you'll need an excuse, and here is your source.

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"Sorry I'm late, Scrooge McDuck came on me". I lost my lungs.

EDIT: Oops edited the image, I missed the word.


RE: Need an excuse whilst roleplaying? Look no further - Eduard - 05-22-2013

" I lost track of time because a British chap crapped in my gas tank "

I lol'd


RE: Need an excuse whilst roleplaying? Look no further - Junes - 05-22-2013

I feel terrible, but the ghost of Hitler tried to sell me vacuum cleaners.


RE: Need an excuse whilst roleplaying? Look no further - Junes - 05-22-2013

This is a terrible excuse but the entire Roman Empire slept with my uncle.

This is brilliant.


RE: Need an excuse whilst roleplaying? Look no further - Fletcher - 05-22-2013

A very active uncle you have xD

The most unbelievable thing just happened, a triceratops named Penelope crapped in my gas tank.


RE: Need an excuse whilst roleplaying? Look no further - Johnathan Nox Carter - 05-22-2013

"This is going to sound crazy but Raiden from Mortal Kombat died in front of me."


RE: Need an excuse whilst roleplaying? Look no further - Lonely Werewolf - 05-22-2013

So I was minding my own business and boom! my Mom came on me.

hehehe


RE: Need an excuse whilst roleplaying? Look no further - Lonely Werewolf - 05-22-2013

I couldn't help it the ghost of Margaret Thatcher pulled me over in a stolen cop car and demanded fellatio.

One to remember for the future


RE: Need an excuse whilst roleplaying? Look no further - Fletcher - 05-22-2013

Is it wrong that I thought about that one earlier too? xD


RE: Need an excuse whilst roleplaying? Look no further - Username removed - 05-22-2013

"The most unbelievable thing just happened...the ghost of Hitler crapped in my gas tank."