Vote Smart. Vote Ame!

[Ame-chan]

*forboding music plays, with a particularly menacing voiceover*

In these troubled times. One figure stands tall among the defenders of Kusari.

Ancient and Terrible. The most powerful and feared by the nation's enemies.

A cold, calculating, predator. An unstoppable killing machine.

...Don't you want her on YOUR side?


*The music then changes to an upbeat, light hearted tune.*

Ame-chan has been proudly serving Kusari for over ten long years! In that time, Kusari has been through trying times. No other party has more firsthand experience in national security.

You are NOT ALLOWED TO Live!!! *sound of mortar firing*

Orbital Economics.

Trade is boring! YOOOOU ARE BORING!

And animal husbandry!

YOU ARE A FISHY!!!

A vote for Ame Party is a vote for Kusari's Integrity, Style, and Future. We stand on a strong platform of practical experience. We promise superior economic prosperity, a smothering blanket of effective security, and prosperity beyond anything ever before seen!

So what are you waiting for? Vote Smart. Vote Ame Today!

The preceding was a paid advertizement by the SUPERIOR AMEPARTY!!! llc. All human rights reserved. Many pitchmen died giving you this information.

I AM AmeAme and I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE!!!1

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