KJNK Junker Radio

[Fuski]

*Mitch turns around from a new, fresh, right off the lot, Sarrisa captain's chair and motions to the navigation's officer.*

Mitch: Now that, my friends, is some ear tweakin' goodness. Bang mah head all day! C'mon boys! Hear it! Feel it!

*Mitch begins to dance on the roomy bidge of the Sarrisa, beckoning his crew to get up and "feel it".*

Mitch: Say... What station is that?
Crew: Something of a commercial said, KJNK radio.
Mitch: HOT SH**! Didn't think they had them things anymore! Le's get in contact with 'em.

*The communications officer begins to patch a transmission through to the station, and on que, Mitch is given the signal*

Mitch: Hey! Some snazzy jazzy's here! Lots of them old things still floating around here and producing them waves! Get 'em good beats and pump those tunes! *Mitch waves his hand to the communcations officer once more telling him to turn up the volume*
Jammin'! Yeah! *sips cardamine-creamer'd coffee* Coffee and Kicks crew! New ship! New Jams! New Coffee maker! Say! How about you Junker, do you're ol' rogue pal a favor. Life is looking good for The newly aquired Sly from the pal's on Malta and pump some tunes out on request? Hm? Got some good ones! Some real old oldies. I can always thrash out to Buried Alive by Avenged Sevenfold. Or, that one kicker tune I could bang mah head to anyday, Welcome Home (Sanitarium) by Metallica! Ah, Also got a soft spot for Piano Man by Billy Joel. Speaking of which, I made some bloke from DSE sing me a verse. Anyways, Hammer out Junk'r! Keep 'em comin'! We can hear it all the over her' at Padu.... The rogue base!
-O'Holly out!

*Communication has been cut as you see Mitch turning around and jumping about with his crew on the Sarrisa's deck.*

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The.Cincinnati - Maverick O'Howell, Sylus, and 199 Family members.

[Ironwatsas]

WE ARE BACK! And WE are givin' you a treat for tonight, with our Wild Wacky Wednesday... aww screw it. Who names this crap anyway?

Anywho, we're about to blast your hair back in your faces once again. We got a double coming up.





I've always felt those two songs go great together. I don't know why. They just kinda... meld, man. A rock star ain't much without a gal' by his side, or assorted floozies, or maybe a guy if he's into that.

Say, we're gonna take a break now, and hand you over to these sponsors.

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All that begins must end.

[Grail]

*Opens comms*

Hello there, Desmond Wortington here aboard the Tower of London station. I would like to request an oldie dedicated to a woman that since the day i met her she never left my heart and soul.

*Looks at the old record*

The name of the artist is a A... something Cooper and the song is Poison.

She knows who she is... Carina this one is for you my love.

*Looks at the comm system*

Alright sir...
Good night all.

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LWB The Unioners Cryer~

[Big_B]

>Incomming Transmission<
>Comm ID: Logan Torrio<

The screen turns on and Logan is seen in the camera

"This goes to all the Ladies out there who want to have some fun.
Try your luck, search for me on Rochester and I will ensure you get a night which you will never forget again"
He winks
"And as for the music. How about Jailhouse Rock, from the old King of Rock 'n' Roll, for our friends on Huntsville and all the other prisons?"
He laughs as the screen goes black

>End of the Transmission<

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