BNN - Exclusive Broadcast: Corsairs dont eat a bretonian and pose 4 SELFIES with her.

[Black Widow]

Hello I am Kent Brockman, yes I am......

Anyway today Omega 3 was the seen of some dramatic events which saw an unawares Bretonian Trader carrying beryllium was completely asleep at the controls and nearly steered in the Omega 3 Sun. Luckily however some Corsairs were in the area and managed to intercept the trader before it reached the sun.

Cruise Disrupting meant the trader was stopped in her tracks, fearing for her life she failed to respond to sair comms for being eaten by them.

Eventually though they got through and said they only wanted some cash for food and stuff.

With the unpleasantries out of the way, the bretonian trader decided to capture the moment for posterity and the sairs posed for some selfies. #SELFIETIME #PIRAT #SHOWSABOOB #DONTEATME

Hopes for a peace are high we hope....