The Legend of Stah

[Ryummel]

Once upon a time, in a past not long ago, in the mankind's most desperate hours, in the break of war for Rheinlanders from all sides - even behind, not far from the glorious days of 4.84 when Odins could insta-kill Titans oh-yea, and not long after the era of Tizona Taiidans, there was Stah. THE Stah. the Mike. The most legendary pilot the Red Hessian Army has ever seen to itself. The most legendary pilot in the face of Sirius and Gallia - Actually, scratch that. Gallia should burn in hell. - THE most legendary pilot in the face of Sirius*. The Mike Stah.

The legend of Stah is what still brings hope to the hearts of hopeless, and brings strength to the arms of powerless, and StahUp® is a major rival product for Viagra, but that's another story. The legend has it that when all hope was lost and the reign of Ducks was taking over the galaxy, there appeared one man, one man to be THE Stah, one man to face the evil and stand against them. There appeared one man, to end the days of Kapinos™.

They say it was the heat of battle in Texas, or Bering, or Hudson, or Hamburg, or New York, - Historians were too shocked to get the minor details right, and it doesn't matter anyways -, it was the heat of battle somewhere, and there was THE Stah, this legendary warrior, taking orders from a jew with no fear in his heart, and in front of him stood the great evil, the Kapinos™. "KILL HIM!" Yelled the jew, and nothing but " ) ", was the humble response of the great hero.

With great anger, deep faith, and flushed face - Which had nothing to do with underage alcohol consumption and was sign of pure hatred - charged in the hero, the Stah. With the blood of Stah running in his veins and hand of god stroking his e-peen, the great Stah did what no mortal had achieved before. With no fear of the kapinos.exe running in the opponent's background, he charged in, unleashing the deadly power of nuke and razor ram, and next thing everyone knew, was Kapinos™ crying in skype and asking for an updated version of Sina.dll.

[SystemsFailing]

That Stah was Albert Einstein.

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';.;'

[Dimon]

Now you may fire away.

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Heroes never die @Vitoniz30 @Connor

[Arbs]

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[pillow]

oh my.

[Yber]

didn't massdriver do the exact same thing vs David Hale

yes he did

with a mjolnir

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inb4 Sirius gets renamed to XTF.

[Prowler_Renamed]

http://niceme.me/

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