My wife, Bessy, has left me this week - apparently being a firefighter is "sexier" than being a good ol' farmer - whatever Bessy, my manure shuffling powerful spirit will attract somebody better. Unfortunately, Bessy turned out to be a spiteful arsonist too and burned down my farm - the gosh darn firefighter boyfriend probably told her how to do it.
Well, there was not much left for me, I sold my trusty plow, Ricky, took out my savings, and as farmers do, put down a downpayment towards a massive heavily armed warship to go find greener pastures, as farmers usually do.
I call her Bessy Two. And I hope this one won't let me down.
First travel
Well, I left Stuttgart and found myself in some system or some such. Trying to seek farmland, friends and who knows - maybe yet another Bessy?
I looked here
I looked there
Even found some sort of collective that doesn't like farmers. I betthey are firefighters too.
I did meet some friendly Zoners and then some fellow friendly farmers. One thing was strange with these guys - there was plenty of meat at the station, but no livestock to be found - and they did kinda look at me with a keen appetite. Oh well, foreigners, am I right?
I then met - just my luck, a Luminary! A lamp salesman in this new system is the first one I met! Well - he darn tootin' wasn't going to get my business right there as I don't have a farm yet I could Iluminate, but I wished him good luck on his sales calls.
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[19.08.2021 02:18:44] APM|WV-Themisto: Alexander: Incoming ship - identify yourself.
[19.08.2021 02:19:01] Farmer-Johnny: This is Johnny
[19.08.2021 02:19:21] Farmer-Johnny: Oi
[19.08.2021 02:19:25] Farmer-Johnny: what up pal
[19.08.2021 02:19:41] APM|WV-Themisto: Alexander: A peculiar sight. What is the Alliance doing all the way in the middle of the Omegas?
[19.08.2021 02:19:43] Farmer-Johnny: I am here looking for friends
[19.08.2021 02:19:49] Farmer-Johnny: Alliance?
[19.08.2021 02:19:53] Farmer-Johnny: I am Johnny
[19.08.2021 02:19:58] Farmer-Johnny: a humble farmer
[19.08.2021 02:20:20] Farmer-Johnny: My farm burnt down and I am looking for a new one!
[19.08.2021 02:20:21] APM|WV-Themisto: Alexander: A humble farmer piloting a cruiser? I have a hard time believing that.
[19.08.2021 02:20:35] Farmer-Johnny: That's what farmers do when your farm burns down
[19.08.2021 02:20:54] Farmer-Johnny: was enough for a downpayment for this here little barge!
[19.08.2021 02:20:59] Farmer-Johnny: and who are you?
[19.08.2021 02:21:02] Farmer-Johnny: a farmer also?
[19.08.2021 02:21:16] APM|WV-Themisto: William Alexander, Luminary of The Core.
[19.08.2021 02:21:25] Farmer-Johnny: Oh!
[19.08.2021 02:21:28] Farmer-Johnny: You sell lights?
[19.08.2021 02:21:33] Farmer-Johnny: Excellent
[19.08.2021 02:21:42] Changing screen mode=windowed
[19.08.2021 02:22:10] Farmer-Johnny: Perhaps you want to look for a farm together!
[19.08.2021 02:22:20] Farmer-Johnny: I might be interested in one of your lamps once I settle
[19.08.2021 02:22:24] APM|WV-Themisto: Alexander: Such a humble farmer. Running from any opportunities.
[19.08.2021 02:22:37] Farmer-Johnny: Hard to farm in space !
Then, something strange happened - a lifeless Iceberg somehow started shooting lasers at my Bessy Two!
And that was too much excitement for one day. I may have not found my farm yet, but I have high hopes for my adventure.
