>>Mankind

[A Magpie]

"Humanity".

Regret. We regret being alien bastards.

Regret. We regret coming to Sirius.

Regret. We most definitely regret the Order just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet.

[The_Godslayer]

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Incoming Transmission
Liberty Security Force
External Threat Division
Senior Agent Excelsus

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Alien Bastards,

Oo-rah!

With Liberty and Justice for all,

Excelsus,
Senior Agent,
External Threat Division

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I'll do something about my superiority complex when I cease to be superior.

"Whatever happened to catchin' a good old-fashioned passionate ass-whoopin and gettin' your shoes, coat, and your hat tooken?"

[Zephyranthes]

my ass really was tempted make a UNSC comm format for this shitpost lmao

[Groshyr]

To whom it may concern.

Esteemed Bomad Spotted,

I do like sushi. Bomads are great with kabayaki sauce.

Sincerely,

Anthony Latif,
Ageira Innovations