Encrypted channel: BAF, BPA, Bowex, Planetform, and BMM

[Tomtomrawr]

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Message Recivers: The Bretonian Armed Forces, the Bretonian Police Authority, Bowex, Planetform and Bretonian Mining and Metal
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Message Reads:

Greetings, to all who may be reading this. I hope who I intended to read this message are reading this message, and those I did not intend to read this message are not reading it.

My name is Adrian DeWinter, and I am the Chief Executive Officer of a currently small Private Military Company known as Artemis Galactic Security. Artemis Galactic has yet to make a contract with any organisations of the Sirius Sector. I hope that our first contracts can be made in Bretonia.
Bretonia leads directly to Planet Gran Canaria, where most of our offices, officers and ships are located.
If we had a contract with enemies of Bretonia, then it would cause great difficulties in returning to Planet Gran Canaria through the easiest route available to us.

To the Bretonian Armed Forces and Bretonian Police Authority: We at Artemis Galactic offer you a contract. The Armed Forces are fully tied in with the Kusari Naval Forces for the moment, and unfortunately it does not look good.
And the Police are locked in fights with enemies coming from all directions.
I am not going to discuss what kind of contract we offer, as that is up to you. We do not know what you need the most, but we offer ourselves to what you need.

To Bowex, Planetform and Bretonian Mining and Metal: Artemis Galactic also offers you three companies a contract.
Trading with other houses, even trading within your own house, is becoming more difficult by the day. Pirate activities strengthen, and the threats of when you leave Bretonia are growing stronger and stronger.
We offer an escort contract, for any of our ships free to escort your ships to escort your ships.
The Galaxy is a dangerous place, but we try to make it a little safer.

I hope that you, the representitives or the person in charge, consider these offers.

Thank you for your time.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.

[Tomtomrawr]

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.

[Tomtomrawr]

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.

[pbrione]

Fleet Admiral Nelson blinked at the transmission in front of him. He pushed a button.

[Incoming Transmission]
[Source: HMS Suffolk]
[CommID: Admiral Nelson]

Ah, Mr DeWinter. You are offering us your services? Well, naturally we would not refuse assistance against our foes. I would be delighted to offer you a standard contract to hunt our foes; all corsairs within Bretonian space, KNF within Bretonia or Tau. Other specific contracts on demand. However, the BAF is currently in the process of reviewing our entire bounty and contract system, so I cannot officer specific terms at this exact moment. However, if you contact me via private channels I am sure we can discuss the matter further.

Yours sincerely,

Sir Stanley Nelson
Fleet Admiral
Bretonian Armed Forces

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Sir Stanley Nelson




<span style="color:#000066">Charles Canning </span><span style="color:#000066"> Foreign Secretary</span>

[Tomtomrawr]

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Senders Identification: Adrian DeWinter, CEO of Artemis Galactic Security

Message Reads:

I am glad to hear that you are interested in our offer Admiral.

I hope that once the BAF has completed it's review of bounties we can come to an agreement on fees.

I have already sent you a message via the private communication channels, and I eagerly await a response.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. &lt;3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.

[Tomtomrawr]

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. &lt;3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.

[jammi]

Transmission incoming

To: Adrian DeWinter, Artemis Galactic Security.
From: Liam Smith, BPA neural security branch

Good day to you sir.

Could I ask that your IT department switch off this transmission's signal amplifiers? Your transmission is currently interfering across several bandwidths, causing minor disruption across several communication channels.

We believe that it may be amplification harmonics that are causing this disruption. Mind you, this just a warning - but failure to desist the implementation of this amplification may result in your corporate office receiving a fine from the BPA neural security branch for what we like to call 'virtual breach of the peace.'

There is no need to worry about this channel collapsing or degrading - as a call directed towards the Bretonian authorities it has been logged and stored. Once the appropriate persons have been informed and are ready to give a formal reply the channel can be rebooted for use in the public domain.

Sincerely
Liam Smith,
BPA neural security branch.

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[Tomtomrawr]

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Comm ID: Thomas Faraday, Artemis Galactic Security
RE: I'm afraid that...

Message Reads:

I am afraid that the boss wishes me to inform you all that this offer has been retracted.

The boss is very busy right now, but he sends his apologise for wasting your time, the little amount you used on us anyway.

Good day, at least thats what the boss said.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. &lt;3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.