Dont worry Miss Kara Wall, we have recieved your transmission, and we are happy to inform you that your shots are more than satisfactory! In fact its suburb! Its hard to believe that such a shoot was done without one of our trained professionals or studios! We are happy to announce that 12 million credits will be sent to your account without delay!
To the random transmission without a proper identification tag and the image of the "presumed corsair", due to the fact that the model herself did not agree to the Photo-session, we are sorry to say that it is not acceptable in our Calendar.
To Miss Amelia Zoa, your work and photo session was satisfactory, however the photographers...and the Customized Studio Ship that housed to them, have mysteriously lost transmission with our Head Quarters...we hope in that the photo-session has nothing to do with this. The base payout has been entitled to you, congratulations! But we could use the contact to send the money too....
Well! Thats two down! Two to go! Who will be the lucky girls to be featured in the hottest Calendar of the year! Only time will tell! Literally!
Sin's After Hours bar... 2am...
Only two persons are in the bar, on this cold night at Shasta Skyhook....
A dark haired young lady sits in front of the counter, wearing a long dark dress, and using earrings mounting what seems to be two big blood diamonds.
She sips some Vodka using a straw, while staring sadly at her glass.
At the other side of the counter, a somewhat aged Discordian is cleaning some already clean glasses with boredom....
The girl suddenly sighs and complains "So empty! Where are they all?"
- "Well... i have no idea Concordia" says the old man, as he idles while pretending to clean his glasses.
Concordia sips some more vodka and says : "I bet Mnemosym told everyone to avoid the bar! Damn witch! And i'm sure you know about it Mord."
The barman shrugs and blushes "Of course not, dear. I didn't see your mother since... well, can't really remember when was the last time"
He then skillfully changes the subject of the conversation..
"You know... Concordia... Business is quite low these days... And i don't want to scare you, but your debts are increasing everyday"
Concordia keeps staring at her glass, pretending to not listen to what Mord is saying.
He wonders "I think you borrowed money to every single male in Shasta.... And you even borrowed some to your mother..."
She suddenly stares at Mord "Then what? You know i will pay back" she smiles "And don't mention again that witch!"
Mord saddly says "Well, to pay me back, we firstly would need to see clients here... And to make things even worse, you're half of the time somewhere in Sirius..."
Concordia grins "I can pay you back ... whenever ... i ... want" she winks at him
Mord suddenly blushes... "Erm... Not that i don't want to... but your mother would kill me for sure.... But i have another idea"
He searches in the mess stored under the counter. After a while he comes back with what appears to be an old calendar. "Here, have a look"
She looks at the calendar "Uh.... And?"
- "Well, the company making those calendars searches some models"
She laughs "Why should i do this? I please enough men" she wonders "Well is it ever enough?"
Mord stares at her "I have no doubt about this... but above all, you need money... Look, they offer 5 millions of Sirius Credits. With that, you could at least pay back the money you borrowed to buy this scrap you're flying" He smiles.
- "Eh don't say that of the Unicorn!" She suddenly realizes he is joking, and stares back at her glass.
Mord makes a pause... "So, what do you say?"
- "Alright" She smiles "But i'm only doing it cause i have nothing better to do!"
Mord nods "Sure, sure. Hang on, i will go catch my pix"
After a while he comes back "Well, ready whenever you are"
Concordia wakes up, moves to the center of the bar, then wonders "What should i do...? Uh... I guess i should show something interesting" she smiles.
She starts to remove her dress. Mord blushes badly again "Uh... right"
She smiles "Eh! you have seen worse... or was it better?" She makes a mischievous face.
Mord stares at her dark underwears, hiding idealisticly her somewhat [A.D.M.I.N Censored] as well as her [A.D.M.I.N Censored]. He blushes even more. "Errh... Should do it"
Concordia starts to take some poses, amplifying her curves and smiling, obviously amused by Mord reaction.
He forgets for a while to take pictures but finally remember what is the purpose of all this and uses his pix.
She laughs and takes a prudish face "Do you think i should do nudes as well?" She starts to remove her [A.D.M.I.N Censored][A.D.M.I.N Censored][A.D.M.I.N Censored] and [A.D.M.I.N Censored][A.D.M.I.N Censored] while [A.D.M.I.N Censored][A.D.M.I.N Censored][A.D.M.I.N Censored][A.D.M.I.N Censored][A.D.M.I.N Censored].
Mord hides under his pics. "Uh.... i think this should do it... i will send them as soon as i can and we will see...."
"Hi Honey, remember me?" *A stream of rapid spanish, an arm flying through the air, a resounding slap* "Heh, I guess I deserved that. But listen to me -" "Why should I listen to you, Cabron? You said you were going to take me off this rock and show me the sights." "That I did, and that I will. But first, the sights want to see you." "What do you mean?" "You remember that photo I took of you, in Myrtos Villa? Well, some guys like the photo - a LOT - and want to put it in a calendar" "Why would I do that for you? You said that -" "Easy now, this isn't for me, this is for you. If you agree, you become a pin-up for the whole of Sirius, and all those places that you wanted to visit will be begging the 'Benitez Beauty' to stay." "Well..." "It would mean that you would be visiting those places on your own terms, as your own person, there in your own right, rather than the 'arm-candy' of a 'Sugar-daddy'. You would be calling the shots, and I know you like to do that." *A half-hearted smile and a chuckle* "So, you'll say yes?" "Well... Okay" "Great! Just sign here....
and here.....
and here....
And we're done!" "Where are you going?" "I have to deliver this contract to them... or you won't get into the calendar" "You can deliver it in the morning. Come Here"
Miss Concordia, Your work is amazing! The level of quality is outstanding and you present no amount of shyness, only boldness! We greatly appreciate your work, and we are happy to send you 15 million for these shoots! We can't thank you enough for your work! We have been looking for a cover girl for our magazine and your work highlights the look that we have been striving for! There is a possibility that you could be featured on our cover!
On the other hand...
To a Mr. Carbon, we regret to inform you that the level of quality is somewhat...sub par...we do have professional photographers and fully equipped studio ships, however it is within our best interest not to accept this contract until a professional has evaluated the situation and gives us the green light.
Well folks, I do believe that leaves...1 position available.....so...who will be our final lady? The studio ships are preparing to return to our Headquarters, better hurry before you chance to be featured in the most sought after calendar of the year is lost forever!
Concordia wakes up in the little cabin under the Devil Unicorn hold serving as bedroom... She yawns "Oahhh, another night alone. Dang..." She moves out of the cabin and goes in front of a small mirror.
She stays there for a while, taking funny poses and showing her tongue while laughing.
She then dresses quickly and goes out to take a shower and a quick lunch in the Astroport facilities.
After several hours she comes back to the ship with a Kusarian pilot.
Astroport's robot working around can hear them, thanks to their pressure wave detectors :
- "Erm, Concordia-san. I'm not sure this is a good idea" The man seems to be a bit embarrassed
- "Hey... love, your girlfriend doesn't work in the astroport right?" the girl laughs
- "Hai, but..."
She takes his hand a kisses it, then laughs..
- "Don't be so afraid!" She grins
- "We pilots of the naval forces are never afraid, young lady" He makes a proud face
- "Very well! Oh.. Here is my ship... Would you come in, Onegai?" She smiles "we say like that right?"
The man smiles
- "Your pronunciation is well... fine"
They enter in the hold of the ship
- "Uh... My apologies for the mess around here"
He looks around
- "It's okay..."
Concordia notices an incoming message stored in the Unicorn capacitors...
- "Oh... Would you excuse me for a moment, love. Could be important"
She reads quickly the message then whispers : "What? They didn't receive the nude pics?" She laughs "Ah! i bet Mord has kept them for himself!"
Concordia then initiates quickly a new communication...
Quote:++ Source : Popess Concordia ++
++ Destination : Mord the Fifth of the cabal twenty-three ++
++ Derivation : Goddess Discordia ++
++ Encryption level : mu ++
++ Transmission begins ++
*Concordia shouts* KNOW YE THIS O [handsome] MAN OF FAITH!
Oy, Mord! Silly boy! *she laughs*
You kept the pix for yourself, didn't you? *smiles*
That's unfortunate... *She makes a prudish face* I will have to remake those nude pix again.... *The Kusarian officer in the hold hears that and says* What? Oh my... Would you like me to... leave, Concordia-san? *Concordia laughs* What? No... I'm so much better when i have some audience... *He blushes. In the mean time, Concordia moves the recording device to center the little space in the middle of the hold...*
Now let's see... *She smiles and start to remove her pants, then her top*
Hey, hon'... you can sit here i think... *She moves some stuffs on a small table in the corner of the hold*
Arigato *He nods and sits, staring at her*
*Concordia starts to dance and [A.D.M.I.N Censored]to let the officer see her [A.D.M.I.N Censored]*
- Concordia-san, you're such a nice lady *He moves his hands to [A.D.M.I.N Censored] . She pretends to not notice it* ...and your skin is so sweet...
*She laughs* Eh... would you mind to help me to remove that [A.D.M.I.N Censored], hon'?
Uh... Sure... *he wakes up and helps her*
Now... *she slowly removes her [A.D.M.I.N Censored], revealing a small [OMG A.D.M.I.N Exterminatus!].
She takes some poses and wait a bit for each one, in order to let the recording device capture them correctly.
The Kusarian officer starts to [A.D.M.I.N Censored] again*
Hey! Don't do that, love! *she laughs and whispers :*
Those damn Kusarians, they are so pervert... *The officer's face turns red as he backs off *
Erm, Gomen nasai... Couldn't resist...
*She looks at the recording device and says*
Now Mord, you better not keep that for yourself and send them to that... *She wonders* paper company or something like that? If you don't do it... i will find out... *she makes her mischievous face*
All hail Concordia! *laughs*
*She moves out of the recording angle... a bit later the video fades*
++ A man's a man all his life; a woman's sexy until she's your wife! ++
++ End of transmission ++
Somewhere in Sirius... A mad hacker has succeeded to decipher the mu encryption protocol level... "Damn Admins! They ruined it all again!"
Firewall Status... [color=#33CC00]Online Verify Encryption Keys...Ok Confirm Identity... Julia Wolfe Recognised Initialise Video Uplink...Established
It looks like someone has stolen an image of myself to put forward on this calender of yours. I know I look good but still, this kinda turns my stomach.
Miss Julia Wolfe
Associate Director, Chief Public Liaison Officer
Liberty Security Force Command Directorate
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Enabling Feedback Loop...
Closing Transmission...
Signal Lost...
I allready PM-ed you about this dear Wolfe...and allready told you i never met you here to see you are using my view too...nothing personal but there are a lot of people here who share same avatars and etc(for exemple see the girl of Kiriko Hidamari picture and the girl of ...how was it "Loobster" or something they are same)...Its just coolincidence (and here is not the place for that)
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