Morrius's Human Resources Buisness!

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=A shot of a man's wrinkled business suit fills the video screen, some cursing follows.=


Damn outdated tech!


....oh wait...the lights on...


=The suit moves back, a man with greased back black hair sits in a chair, he smiles at the video screen=

Hey folks! My name is Morrius! And I am the owner and proprietor of Morriu's Human Resources Company! I deal in...well...human resources! Today, I would like to offer you a once in a life time opportunity! In my travels, I have discovered a marvelous place called Gallia! And in Gallia...they have lots of angry little people called Gallics! Now through my various contacts, I have discovered that many people are willing to pay for this Frog eaters!

Its cause there awesome to have! Here are a few reasons why!

-They speak French!
-There French!
-They eat frog legs!
-They dont shower!
-They are a great conversational piece!
-They can do tricks! (training not included)
-They hold potentially vital military information! (not guaranteed)


[color=#000000]I'm willing to sell these fine assets to anyone with a good paycheck! That means you, military leaders, terrorist factions, sadistic torturers, lonely internet guys with their parents credit card, desperate single males wanting something foreign, and the rich and wealthy who are just looking for something unique to show your friends! And since they aren't technically protected by Sirius humanitarian laws, you can do anything to them!!

Here are some of our fine products now!



Oh! And for those of you in Gallia who dont mind making a quick credit, I'm also accepting any people you bring me! Everybody wins! So come on down to Morrius's Human Resources Company

=The man looks off camera=

.......................is that it or do I have another line?


=The video fills with static=

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*Sygma 17... The Devil Unicorn is leaving Kurile orbit. Concordia notices a broacasted message with a quite interesting title. She opens the message, then smiles*
Goodie! I wonder if they have cute Gallic boys though...

Well... *she grins* I guess i could ask them. Won't hurt.
*She then initiates a communication...*

++ Source : Popess Concordia ++
++ Destination : Morriu's Human Resources Company ++
++ Derivation : Goddess Discordia ++
++ Encryption level : delta ++
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*Concordia shouts* KNOW YE THIS O [handsome] MAN OF FAITH!

Hey boys.
*She winks*
Your propositions are interesting, though... *Concordia smiles* I was just wondering... Would you have captured handsome gallics boys?

I don't care much about their hairs color... *she wonders* But if they wear shorts, i could become very interested *laughs*

Would you send me some pictures of your best looking boys? Thank you! *She makes a kiss toward the recording device*

All hail Concordia! *laughs*

++ A man's a man all his life; a woman's sexy until she's your wife! ++
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What?!

=A man sits upon a toilet. Thankfully, a well placed newspaper covers up anything worth mentioning=

Someones actually interested!? Already?!...That was fast..alright...

=The man tears the newspaper apart and wipes himself with it. Thankfully, a black bar labeled "Censored" covered up anything worth mentioning. He flushes and pulls his pants back on, walking down a dark hallway=

Alright lets see...

A Pretty lady....

wants a pretty man....make that pretty men...hmm...

I NEED THE PRETTY BOYS UP FRONT NOW!

=Much yelling can be heard, eventually several men standing in nothing but their underwear stand side by side. They are covered in bruises and cuts. One of them is crying=

Hmmm...him, out, now.

=The crying man is suddenly dragged off the video screen, his wails growing more distant, eventually fading into nothingness=

Alright...so obviously these guys like to work out...as evident by the abs...actually not bad at all...hmm...START DOING JUMPING JACKS!

=The imprisoned men stare at each other, unsure of what to do=

Alright let me re-phrase that...START DOING JUMPING JACKS...or I throw you to the sodomites on deck 7...go

=The men instantly start working out=

Right, so there ya go...a couple of fine strapping Gallic men! Just let me know what you want to pay and where to pick them up...yeah....

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[color=#000000]''Hello there Morrius , Its me , smelly old Pete !

Those rheinlanders blew up my Salvager , when i was trying to be a honest buisnessman.
Took all my diamonds and made me spend some time in rheinland jail .

So now i am back in the human recources industry , since i am flat *static* broke!"
So would you hire an old friend to fly along , i got a small freighter ready for buisness ,
see ya ! ''



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++ Source : Popess Concordia ++
++ Destination : Morriu's Human Resources Company ++
++ Derivation : Goddess Discordia ++
++ Encryption level : mu ++
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*Concordia shouts* KNOW YE THIS O [handsome] MAN OF FAITH!

Hey *She makes a sad face* You're so rude with those boys!
They are humans too you know...

And... *She grins* Some have such a nice body... would be a shame to ill-treat them, don't you think?

I want to save them all!
*Concordia wonders* What would be the price to free them all? I don't like much slavery...
I prefer free men *Laughs over the comms* They taste really better....

*You can hear her whispering* And if i free them all, they will be so gentle with me...

All hail Concordia! *laughs*

++ A man's a man all his life; a woman's sexy until she's your wife! ++
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Prison break! Please hold untill all passengers can be rounded up!

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[color=#000000]''Hello there Morrius , Its Pete again !

I am so close to Gallia i can smell her ! or maybe thats just me.
anyway i heard about that prison break going on.
Broke outta prison once but thats way before your time.
Place was a mess ! , those other prisoners should get a job !
So , i wanna assist you in your little round up of human ressources.

I brought to you , from the texas system great and nifty gadgeds !
Salesman told me it works great on large shipments of living cargo,
so i gave all my crewmembers one!
They call it : CATTLE PRODS or cattle sticks !

And they also have em bigger !
I'll get you one when we meet !
So get outta that nebula , and welcome us into gallia oke ?
*pops beer*
see ya ! ''



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