To: LPI clerical services

[Cannon]

Comm ID: John Horton. Recruit Officer.

To: The slack bugger who doesn't make it easy.

Alright, enough's enough! I've been stuck in Philly for the last five minutes trying to get the bartender to complete my paperwork and he's still refusing to sign. How about you cut a little cash out of the sargeants' library fund to help a new guy out? I figure an easy 2 mil should do it. I'll find a citizen or two to help pay it back with interest as soon as I hit the trade lanes.

Hear from you soon, okay?

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[Error]

Sender ID: Deputy Chief Colin Sinclair
Time: 07:50 SMT+1 2/12/818
Subject: Sergeants Fund Request
Location: Fort Bush, New York

Request granted, two millions forwarded to your neural net account. Spend them wisely, recruit.

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[Cannon]

Comm ID: John Horton. Recruit Officer.

To: Deputy Chief Colin Sinclair

Great jumping geese, the wheels have turned quickly, chief. I'll get this paperwork signed off, grab a shiny new ship and head out on patrol.

Horton out.

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