"That Beach!" Milky Cream was walking on an abandoned area of a Planet, where a nice beach with Grenade trees where growing. Curiously enough, the name of the Grenade Trees is derived from their fruit, which has infamously caused to death of admiral P. Hatson, when he ate one of them, and with a reaction to the chemicals that are found in the human stomach, it exploded. Never the less it was inspiring and beautiful vision.
At any rate, Milky held his few possessions close to him, and went toward the waterline. As the water drops were lingering between his toes as the wave fled, he thought of his life. It has been 40 years since he last departed from the flying party. Departed is a rather relative word, given the fact the party just left without him while he went to raid a Planet for alcohol and other spicy drinks, like Jin & Tonic & Ceretan Peppers. He dropped his belonging on the sand and looked at them. All he have in this universe are his cloths, his towel, 3 lemons and Joe. Joe was a head he cut off, he enjoyed talking to Joe since Joe never judged him or criticized, in fact, Joe was an excellent listener, but not the best conversation pal you could find around.
Ring Ring.... Ring Ring... "I have a call?" Milky thought to himself. "Yes, who is it?", "YOUR !"
"Who?" Milky replied in a surprised manner to the weird answer. There was no response further, but the wind grew strong, and he heard loud and clear - no longer in audio-links "Me Moron, it's Me, Look up!" He saw the bulky body of the Good Doctor going down, however something didn't seem appropriate. "Hmmm" Milky said quitely, and went and kicked the Good Doctor's hull. Milky's foot was in great pain, as he jumped toward the open hatch, he stopped, looked back on his towel and 3 Lemons laying on the ground - "Bah I won't need those, I only got them from Joe, and Joe is annoying as hell! Never responds!"
Joe sat on the beach where Milky Cream abandoned him. Joe didn't mind really, he was literally careless.
Some might argue and say that his carelessness was the result of his long time abuse by Milky Cream, others might claim this is the direct result of the fact that Joe was always a nobody, but they are mostly idiots. Joe was careless because Joe was a bodyless head, and it's a well known fact that bodyless heads are careless. They are excellent listeners, but totally, 100 percent, careless.
Milky Cream sat in his room. He thought about Joe, while his legs were in a bath of fine watermelon juice. Milky liked putting his legs in watermelon juice, though he did declare war on all watermelons. "Excellent food for thought" he mumbled to himself, while sitting in his room. Lately he have been hearing voices. Voice to be exact, he decided to call that voice "Beans".
"Kill him" Beans told Milky Cream
"I can't kill him, he's my father. Sort of."
"But you hate him!" Beans replied immediately after. Milky Cream shook his head, and left his room. He decided to retire to a life on a half spicy space melons. However since such thing did not exist, he decided to depart to Planet Leeds, it was close enough to a half spicy space melon. And it also lacked Watermelons. Milky hated Watermelons, they were Green on the outside and red in the inside, it gave him the creeps.
Joe continued to sit in the warm sand, he started to stink. Rotting was not fun business at all - it involved worms, large amounts of stink, scared raccoons and 3 goats. Goats are essential part in the process since without them, there would be no animal herd to argue for 8 days whether Joe is spicy or not. A very essential part indeed.
Tom was sitting in the bridge. Space looked awfully empty lately, as if most of the stars died out and he was stuck between galaxies, wandering in the void.
Tom muttered to himself, he wasn't joyful of this sudden phase, there wasn't much to shoot and that is pretty much all Tom does, as a Tommy-gun. Tom frowned, and using his tripod legs he moved toward the saloon, where Joe waited for him. Tom often tried to get an advice from Joe, but Joe was like a walnut. Hardened, rotting, head that couldn't even be provoked to a reaction.
Tom simply jumped out of the bulky good doctor, running away from his creator before he would notice. The Good Doctor's twitched sense of humor wouldn't let any target to reach Tom. Well, not in a condition that offered Tom any amusement or training, in his pod he managed to sneak out also Jerry, Berry and Gary the racconns, and of course his most faithful friend - Joe the head.