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3creds <div align="right]28/12/819A.S
Editor: Maria Martinez

Featured Article

How to be a BLING Birdie

1st you gotta have a big big big shiny ship! The bigger the better! You might not have a crew-birdies
onboard but you have to own at least a destroying biried sized ship AT LEAST!

2nd You live preferably in upper Man-Hate-an. But that'€™s not enough!

3rd You gotta start your own organization! If you are too lazy to from your own organization YOU GOTTA BE
A MEMBER of an already formed one!

4th Show off you money whenever you can! Examined-samples of word exchanges including show off!

'€œHi, what is the quickest way to the Colorado system'€
'€œHey it'€™s trough my wallet!'€

'€œDammit, Damage TERRIBLE, Ejecting'€
'€œI don'€™t care I have MONEY!'€

5th BLING birdies usually deal in '€œOrange juice'€ or '€œPrototype'€ Pew-sticks



For A.I readers '€“ How to pick up sexy-looking- L.A.I.dies

As we know our little metal artificially idiotic birdies have hard time picking up little pink feathered birds!
Here are some tips for you!

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Hope that helps!

Kisses,
Marry








Featured birdie

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Dane Summers birdie!

Due to the recent fuss with mentioning this birdies nomenclature. I decided to put a few bits of information
for you the regular Sirian to know! Ye!



Dane Birdie obviously smoking stuff that kills and makes you dead!

This wonderful speciment was born on June 15th, 796 A.S.
In a family of fellow Agiera piratees. At one point of his life-time he got kicked out of home, and when the
ding got scares he joined the N-AVY. Apparently he didn'€™t last long there and once he got to the great-
nothing-vacuum he pretty much felt like a plug finding its socket! Eventually he QUITET the N-AVY and
bought a rust-bucket birdie which he called a ship. He eventually got the 101 Express'€¦ which was a smug-
ling-ling vessel but in the end it it was abandoned since it wasn'€™t worth its weight in scrap metal!
One cannot go without saying that the Dane-birdie plays guitar quite well his tunes are known to dehydrate
Golden Chrysanthemums pilots, melt hulls and overload weapon capacitors

More info about Dane birdie Here

[color=#FF0000]MEDIA

New Releases
[color=#FF6666]Movies

[color=#33FF33]Cop in the Badlands (action)

5/10



1000 light years from Malta (Drama)
7/10





The day Dublin stood still (horror)
1/10


Music



[color=#33FF33]Rogue Sludge '€“ Yo'€™ credits (gangsta rap)
Incredible lyrics and beat, this one will go down in herstory
10/10




Jacob Norwell '€“ Manhattan Nights (R&B)
He could do better never the less quality tunes
5/10




Junkenstein '€“ Scrapatron (Industrial metal)

9/10
Incredible combination of ship engines, grinding metal and recycling conveyers. Definitely worth the ear bleed.

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