To : All deranged criminal birdies out there in the Yor Newk cluster frakk of junk

[r3vange]

Birdieees! I am your new best mate, as a matter of fact I just adopted [font=Comic Sans Ms]you all! But I digress from my mind...Realistically though I should...But what the hell! SO! So So So The grand message! Well there is a dreaded birdie that has somehow managed to disturb the chemical balance of me so much to actually love it!
It is mine and I will sleep with it all night long! Yes, but since boring is A way of life not suited for the suit of this birdie I offer you a CHALLENGE! Who ever cheats on me with that birdie gets 30 000 000 hand counted chips of the credit kind! The birdie goes by the name of LN-Azerial and is of the Dreaded kind! So you show that birdie love (complete with glory shots of blue anti-matter stuck to its face) and the grand 30 000 000. A bonus of 10 000 000 will be distributed to every cheating birdie who says "The Marry-bird told me you did horrible things to her so you must die" right before you culminate in its bridge! (I expect frozen photographed songs otherwise the cred-its will not flow!)

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