Xenos Budget Conference

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Richard "Krait" Moreau strolled into the diplapidated copy room of the Barrow and greeted his friend, Al Bridgeman, who was inside.

"Mornin' Al," said Krait.

"Morning!" replied Al.

Krait moved to the antiquated copier that they had hijacked from a Rheinland transport decades ago. Pushing a button, the copier indicated that there was no more paper:

Copier: Es gibt kein mehr Papier im Kopiergerat.

"There's no more ink," muttered Krait. "Pass me the ink box, Al?"

"Uhh," replied Al, "I swear I heard it mention 'Paper,' but you know, I could be wrong."

"Nah," replied Krait, "When it says paper, it means ink. Oh, and get the one from the box the box on top."

"Why can't I get the one from the box on top?" asked Al.

"Because," said Krait, making facial gesticulations, "That ink cartrige is blocking a hole from this room, to space outside."

"Oh."

"Yeah."

*Long Pause* (Directions on Executing Long Pause: 1) Set watch alarm for 15 minutes from current time. 2) Take a Walk. 3) Come back. 4) Long pause completed.)

"Are we really that poor?"

"Nah, we just never had the time to fix that one. I was supposed to plug it up with pressure foam, but I kept putting it off.

Krait placed a sheet into the copier after replacing the ink cartridge, and soon, multiple copies of the ad rolled out.

He showed it to Al:



"It's going to be in every men's bathroom in Sirius!" exclaimed Krait.

"Wait," said Al, "Isn't that me?"

"Uhh," stammered Krait, "I need to get that pressure foam."

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[Carlos_Benitez]

Carlos at Myrtos Villa on Crete, the Benitez HQ, when an informant reported back. The Xenos selling Ouray? Surely not...but Carlos was not one to pass up a business opportunity.

-----Incoming Transmission---------------------------
To: Xeno Command.
Comm ID: Senor Carlos Benitez, Commandante of the Benitez fleet.
Source: Myrtos Villa, Benitez HQ, Crete.

Senors, I have received word about your cashflow crisis.
The Benitez family are intrigued about the opportunity that has arisen.
If you are comfortable with overcoming your xenophobic persuasions, the family would be more than happy to supply you with funding and resources so that you may continue to wreak havoc in Liberty (which is beneficial to us) and provide shelter and defence for our artefact shipments. An ally in the harsh space of Liberty would be most beneficial to us. These are our demands in exchange for good, strong Cretan currency.

Alternatively, we could set up a branch of our organisation in Liberty using Ouray as a headquarters. If this prospect appeals to you more, please start sending out change-of-adress cards, and await the arrival of our independent surveyor. He will ensure that all load-bearing walls are secure, and that there is no damp. Whilst this property could be described as a "wild card" we at the Benitez real estate agency are confident that after a lick of magnolia emulsion and some scented candles, we can make a neat profit on the property when it is re-sold. With the new university opening on Denver, we may find it more beneficial to let the property out to students, as long as we are granted planning permission. The Liberty property exchange recommended we take part in an internal viewing before moving forward with this venture, but we are confident that this property, containing a number of original features is a worthy investment despite being in need of modernisation. Attending a proper viewing should help us to ensure that your defenition of "four bedrooms" does not equate to our definition of "three bedrooms and a cupboard".
We would like to note that this property is not located in a sought-after area and that it is currently not priced-to-sell. We are willing to compromise, but would hope that the price quoted is negotiable.
Thankyou for your time.

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Am I serious? ....Maybe I am....:cool:

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[Edge]

Hahahah I will buy Ouray!!!!!!:lol:

[Tubalcaine]

Hahahah I will buy Ouray!!!!!!:lol:

Never!

I shall phend yoo off with my phearzom Starblazer!

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