To: All Sirians

[shemkel]

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Once a Xeno - Always a Xeno

[Jeremy Hunter]

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CommID: Rika Hunter
Location: None of your buisness
Encryption: Flowers. What now.


That has to be the most unappetising piece of junk I have ever seen. And I live in some of the worst places. Like Manhattan. I've seen some messed-up stuff. But this takes the cake.
I feel quesy. cCongradulations Synth, you have single-handiedly scarred for life many children in Sirius, and probably caused them to fall ill.

And there is no way her tongue can do that, unles she's GENMOD, but I think human experimentation was banned by one of the Curacao Treaties...or whatever.

Now excuse me, I need to throw up.


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May you ever walk in the Light, Shizune.

[Silver]

*Lights up a cigar*

If it ain't whisky flavored, i don't care.

Silver.

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:12:00] Traxit: this is smut stop

[SparkyRailgun]

::INCOMING TRANSMISSION::
Encryption protocols not detected.

Intended Destination: Synth Food Incorporated
Broadcast IFF: Unknown
Sender: Kuroko Shirai [color=#FF0000]BIOMETRICS NOT SENT
Uplink: Unknown Location, Hokkaido, Kusari

::MESSAGE PLAYBACK BEGINS::

Konnichiwa!

How much are they by the standard cargo unit?
I think my sisters and I could get a lot out of them.
I just know Onee-sama will love one!

Let me know if you bring a shipment into Kusari!

::MESSAGE PLAYBACK ENDS::

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[(ツ)]

Eingehende Übertragung...

[color=#FF0000]Source:??????!
Target:Synth fools
Subject: your product


Dokument wird geöffnet...





[color=#FF6600]Dear Synthie





[color=#FFFFFF]*Engine sounds are heard*




Keep your cream for yourself.

But do send me HER number.

Meine Herren!

She will scream for Ice... cream.




-KK

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That biplane just shot down my jet!

[Landers]

=[[color=#000000]INCOMING TRANSMISSION]=

[font=Impact]SOURCE: [color=#CC0000]Pacifica Base Bering System.
ENCRYPTION: High , port U-234-JK-7734


Receiving...
Decrypting...
Opening...

[font=Verdana]SUBMITTER: Raubtier
RECIPIENT: You over there!

I want cream! I do want cream! I want them!
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All of 'em!

Raubtier <3

Encrypting...
Closing...

[font=Tahoma]=[[color=#000000]TRANSMISSION TERMINATED]=

[Username removed]

People, THIS is what synth crap does to you, do NOT buy it, if you do then you are your own cancer and genetic alteration producers.
Let this mass murdering company die like it's victims did.
We Rotakians have better, more delicious hundred pro-cent natural and healthy food, buy it from us now and save someone's life later, maybe your own.

[unlucky]

incoming transmission
encryption level: zero
connection estabilished
visual contact initiated

com ID: Kiera 'Kid' Cain

I know where this one is going. I mean just by looking at the visuals of that advertisement it becomes pretty clear how they are trying to pick interest, with success of course I assume. Not to mention it exclusively aims at the horny female consumers or men who like thinking of that tongue while licking their ice cream. Of course the producers and distributors still can safely claim that it looks like that way only for the dirty-minded. That be said, what if I happen to be actually dirty-minded? Isn't that a harsh sort of discrimination toward the dirty-minded minority by the not-so-dirty-minded majority? Or are the dirty-minded the majority, but if so why do they say one needs a dirty mind to think about such things? I mean, if dirty-minded are the majority, then why in the blazes they need to conceal their perverted self instead of further advertising their majority agenda? Is it because there are children in Sirius? But then those children gonna grow up once and whatever older people will tell them, unless they are really hardcores, kids will just be as dirty-minded as they want to be, or don't want to be. It really makes no sense in anyway, just think about it: if you are dirty-minded, it is considered to be sin by the boring religions, while I saying religions are boring is clearly a discrimination of religious people, as I don't conceal the fact that I think that they are stupid for being religious. This way all of us are intolerant and like discriminating whoever we think we should discriminate, and thus ultimately everyone is guilty of discrimination because if your ideology is based on living free of discrimination, it clearly discriminated those who think otherwise by indirectly suggesting they are stupid because of their differing ideologies. But in this case, does the discrimination of producers and distributors worth the effort? So ultimately I can say it free of worries that I in fact like the idea of both ice creams and long tongues, because to be honest ice creams are full of win, and creeping people out with such a long tongue would be just frickin' awesome

connection broken
end of transmission
closing com channel

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Objection, pal!

[shemkel]

Dear Synth Foods Customers,

We have opened an infochannel especially for you.
Should you have any questions regarding our newest lines of products, supply requests or suggestions, please, contact us [here]

Sincerely,

Rita Johnson,
Sales Manager
Synth Foods, Inc.

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Once a Xeno - Always a Xeno