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Pepe "El Comisario" Ladron
My respect, Senores Elders... *nods*
One war is over, so we could rest a little, si? No. Not at all. It's time of siesta and I can't take my beauty-nap with my belly so empty. And it's mucho bad to have an empty belly in el caballero grande like me.
Looks like our food supplies are getting low. I see hungry children at Crete streets through my window. Due to strong BPA activity, our traders can't break through. They can't export our finest Artifacts to Liberty and than they can't import food to Crete. Not to mention my personal stock of Luxury Food is EMPTY!
Dios Mio... It was never loco like this... I had to cancel my second breakfast... Than I had to cancel my lunch...
However, I will wake up our combat pilots right after siesta. And than we battle for safe food flow. Chilly Road must get clear of those "jolly good BPA chaps"! Caramba! I feel dizzy of hunger...
Si, your information is correct. Those Bretonians have been pushing harder on the ever hard pushed supply lines and with there recent events all over the sector food is getting harder to come by... And I'm getting sick of only eating this rice...
Madre mio, let us stand togheter and push back those who push on our supply lines.
Lets teach these gringos Corsair Supremacy!
VIVA!
There used to be pictures here
once known as Richard Farbridge, OBE and Ronaldo Benitez
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Pepe "El Comisario" Ladron
My respect, Senores Elders... *nods*
I ordered my Carabineros to go out and encourage more new traders to bring more food and escort them on dangerous roads. But today they reported just one new food trader, Cpt. Edwin Pennybrooke of Drifting.Lantern. Ins. Torrente escorted him all the way, via Cambridge, Omegas and than safe to Crete.
Full load of Luxury Food was delivered, but we need mucho more!
Senor Pennybrooke was happy with our Artifacts prices, so he got full load and headed north. My Carabinero had his ship damaged in Omega mine fields, but Senor Limon from TBH replaced him and finished that task.
Btw, Ins. Torrente was so disappointed by not finding any BPA pilots to kill, so he killed some Molly Cowboy from Hell instead. Maybe those Bretts now are all hiding in their holes, with warm cups of tea in their hands. Smart of them.
We will try to ransom some of their young pilots for food tomorrow, Senores. Senor Limon reported he captured 20 of them today. Wish him luck, may Santa Muerte protect him!
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Javier "El mariachi" Limon
Gracias Senores Elders, for letting me use this channel urgently.
I assure you situation is rather urgent. Chilly Road is blocked by BPA and BAF check points. Artifacts smugglers and friendly food traders can not pass without heavy military escorts.
In the meantime we tried to provide some baby food urgently. I captured more than 20 Bretonnian pilots and was looking for a chance to ransom them for at least some baby food. Unfortunately, they have sent their Admiral personally, with huge Dunkirk battleship.
ransom starts
ransom procedure
I managed to ransom my hostages for nice load of 130 boxes of powdered milk, but... With hostages safe on their battleship, I had no upper hand. I took opportunity to run without double checking milk quality. It turned out it was not powdered milk, but... ehmm... snow.
powdered milk safe in my cargo
powdered milk melting... melting...
powdered milk was snow. It turned to water
We are deluded, we are double-crossed by BAF high officer. I feel like a fool, Senores. I demand revange!
Hermano Limon ,
vengaza has been served bueno today - these gringos shall never try to trick you again! What a great way to start our campaign, the glory of battle already flocks to your familia once again...muy bueno done!!!
Hermano Ladron,
the Elders greatly appreciate the efforts you take for the Empire, way beyond normal work of the policia. Very well done.
But por favor....is there need to label our latest campaign ...as a dish? si si...we are all hungry but dios....we are at war, not pulling jokes in the cantina, si? Or is that the way the Carabineros operate nowadays? I hope not.
You are here to secure our laws and to bring peace to our citizens...
Comprendre? Bueno. Keep up the good work.
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Pepe "El Comisario" Ladron
Mucho great idea, Senor Benitez,
to put fertile fields of Cambridge under our protection. It would really save us, si. I'm really looking forward to have my own cow. Or at least a little sheep, Senor. There's a rumor that war heroes will be allowed to have a medium pasture there as well!
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*El Comisario starts dreaming about a cow as he imagines it*
*strong dream induction hits the neural installation at El Comisario's office*
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Dios Mio! *jumps* I will take care of food supply lines until it happens! I'm sure there is a plenty of traders out there, willing to help. And to make some nice shiny credits, si, si!