Right you muppets. I step down and Joe goes out of town for a music festival and you lot reckon on joshing about in Ouray's bar without doing a lick of work.
The following pilots are on short notice to be scrubbed from the roster. Juveniles will be tossed into Huntsville pending their return to active status, Hatchlings will be KIA and put in a position of resuming their provisional training period from day one.
Furthermore, while I'm not longer manning the helm nor do I have my hands on the Xeno ban stick I will remind you that my SOP rule hasn't yet been deleted. No message posts in a month means you're gone. Finished. Kaput. Given that the entire faction will more or less be disbanded if that comes to pass doesn't really phase me, but Joe might be annoyed to come back from crayoning his names on the nubile torsos of Finnish lasses to find that his faction has gone away.
Which reminds me, why the heck am I sitting here typing instead of walking around town with a crayon looking for a nubile torso onto which to place my name?
You have until the 31st to reply. I like an accurate roster gents.
So says I, the despot who ruled from a throne of blood and bone in the days of yore. FEAR ME.
Squadron Commander:
Jack "Sidewinder" Tar - Accounted for. Snoring my luxurious leather import.
Wing Leader:
None
Royal:
David "Copperhead" Chambers - Accounted for. Currently lobying to the Xeno Guard to get out of this Chicken #*($ outfit Glenn "Falcon" Thacker - Accounted for. Though word has it he's trying to overturn the Queen. Long live her knickers. Tubalcaine "Diamondback" - MIA. Last spotted draining fuel from my Eagle into a pint glass. Landon "Osprey" Kramer - Accounted for. Last seen blowing me up during training sessions, eye witness reports account for an absolute lack of sweat on his brow while performing said action time and again.
Juvenile:
Jerry "Cottonmouth" Dennison - Accounted for. Known for destroying the universe... Next mod after vanilla components are removed. Sam "Pygmy" Willis - Accounted for. The only man brave enough to man a Crow, the secret fighting Rhino as it's called. Simon "Naga" Grey - Accounted for. Though he'd rather fly his merc, who gets to have lovely cids and no preagle! Jebidiah "Black Mamba" Springfield - Accounted for. Last seen inventing a revolutionary device which will combine the Whiskey Jug, spoons and a washboard into one! Khaine "Harrier" Ine - MIA, last seen looking for a flea collar.
Jonathan "Condor" Hype - MIA, last seen heaping abuse on his fellow pilots. Adam "Retribution" Greerson - Accounted for. Last spotted declaring his lack of pvp skill while beating on folks with the prowess of his words, backed up by many turrets.
Hatchling:
Every one of you owes a message dump or you will be erased by the end of the month. You lot have been in the system for a month now!
Jack White -MIA
Billy Bob Bo Jangles -MIA
Max Black -MIA
Joey Kriegar -MIA
Rand -MIA
