The not so regular dose of insanity...

[Strichev]

...we all need. Today's topic is about cats. Or to be more precise about the utmost importance of the differentiation between cats' and humans' psychology, in order to maintain the mental health and integrity of the latter species.

Everyone should agree that the strikingly egoistic nature of the cat, coupled with rather ostensible narcissistic tendencies, is in contrast with the reasonable foundations of pleasure and joy the human deserves and wants. Thus, we need to make sure that we do not associate ourselves with cats.

The real question arises. Can spending too much time interacting with cats imprint their mentality on us? Should they (the cats) be delegated to their ordinary and traditional rodent repelling status?

Until I, in some odd state, come up with a similarly interesting theme, this should be discussed with all due seriousness of a non-flood topic. Thank you. You are, of course, free to contribute to the soon to become series of similar threads.

[nOmnomnOm]

I like petting cats and making them purr.
Makes them happy and me happy.

I also like making them chase laserz!

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[Strichev]

So, you suffer from jealousy when it comes to relationships? I don't use lasers. I be afraid of blinding them.

[nOmnomnOm]

I dont own a cat, but i like playin' with em.
They so cute and fluffy 8|

If you dont like lazers then you can always use this:

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[Jansen]

Cats are superior, soon you will be hunting rodents to please them, which will be required to be allowed to live in their house to serve them food.

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[Remnant]

to be allowed to live in their house to serve them food.

That is the only reason 'already' why the Cats put up with our presence within their living rooms. (Aka. The entire house. And neighborhood while it's there.)