CANNONBALLS ARE OUR NEW GOD

[Outro]

This is nothing but Haste's conspiracy called #deletemissiles

[Haste]

Mhm. The plan is to create an outrage and have the entire community hate missiles.

Then I delete them all at once.

Solid plan right?

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[t0l]

NEW META NEW META NEW META NEW META NEW META NEW META

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REMEMBER WHEN YOU PAID 100 MILLION FOR YOUR SET OF COOL EXCALIBURS?

IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE!

INTRODUCING CANNONBALL MISSILES: THE SOLUTION TO OVERPOPULATION!

FIRING FAST AND DEALING TEN TIMES THE DAMAGE OF AN EXCAL WITH ONE BLOW, YOU'LL BE SURE TO MAKE EVEN PROTEGE WHINE ABOUT MISSILES.

WHAT'S THE DOWNSIDE? IT'S STRICTLY DUMB FIRE, BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER WHEN THE MISSILES GO FAST ENOUGH THAT YOU BARELY HAVE TO LEAD IN THE FIRST PLACE! BESIDES, 60% OF SCRUBS FLY IN STRAIGHT LINES TO SHOOT YOU, ANYWAYS!

GET YOUR RECYCLERS READY, BECAUSE ANYTHING CAPABLE OF MOUNTING TWO WILL BE THE NEW META! AIM? WHO NEEDS IT?

BUY TODAY!

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