To: Corsair Elders [Very Important][Encyption:None]

[FallenKnight]

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Greetings might Elders of the Greatest House in Sirius,

I am grateful to inform you that the day for starvation of your people...has ended. Today will be the day when you will have the possibility to collect food rations at such extend you wont be able to swallow it for years. The Admiralty Board have decided to do a charity operation with code name "Feed the Poor People of Sirius". The event will take place at Newcastle, Battleship Ark Royal's bar, where you can get your free "Happy Jelly Meal" with a special toy for your children. Forgot to buy presents for your child at Christmass? Do not worry - we are about to have free toys for all of them! Boys will have a nice "Nomad Eviscerator Predator" to play with, while the girls - "Nomad Battleship Dreadnought" with flashing inner cyan lights. If you do not wish to give these free items to your poor children then you can just store them for later consumption!

If you are the type not in mood for such ordinary dull parties...we have a very scary proposal for the most adventurous people in your planet. Ark Royal will offer for the first time since many years, the possibility to be tied with ropes at the Templar's engines. You will be able to dive directly in to the yammy yammy food party outside, allowing you to bite Nomads wherever you want as many times as you want!! Don't be ashamed of your needs...to eat sometimes....so accept our extended hand and lets have some fun!

So much excitements are up ahead but wait...there is more - Queen Carina will be present at the end of the event. She will give you a nice song of her own and the winner, who eat most nomads, will gain the right to enter her forever forbidden for men bedroom.

Throw away your empty plates! Come and get fed like never before!

Baron Piett, Lord of Jarrow
Military Advisor of the Armed Forces,
Minister of Defence of House Bretonia

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