Elroy Carpenter's Personal Headache Dispenser (THP| "Recruitment")

[Triple Hazard Pay Inc.]

솜틀Holt, Senior Staff

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Congratulations, we've seen fit to let you in. You're better off not asking why, but Teresa's said something about "more sacrifices" and Carpenter seems to think you're some kind of supervillain-wannabe and wants to give you a few pointers. Anyway, a responsible adult is on their way to give you a more proper orientation. Here's hoping things work out between us.

- Willow

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[The League]

We are closing this channel for now due to re-structuring. Pardon the dust.

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[Machelvanius]

Form UP

Name of Person || Pyro
Name of Ship(s) || FireStarter, Pyro, Malevolent.Brick
Reason for signing on || I have been on extended absence. The doctors tried to treat my mental illness, but they gave up and I came back after blowing up their mental hospital. I only regret not saving all the others they tormented. I was once the leader of this crazy little dream once upon a while. I would like to come back, with veteran status if possible.
Write a story in 50 words or more on the subject matter of your choosing. || Once there was a boy who was born to a prostitute in a Border World brothel. He grew up seeing the worst kinds of misery, but one day he broke free. He became a brew master on planet Leeds, but then the Gallic invasion robbed him of his momentary sanity. He destroyed everything he built rather than have someone else take it from him. He burned everything to the ground and planted booby traps for the new residents to find. His friends all scattered and screamed "PYROMANIAC!" Suddenly, he was without home and without a livelihood. He took work on Border World transports and eventually found solace, but not sanity, with some crazy friends in the Hazardous Transportation field. Triple Hazard Pay, Inc. brought him excitement again. After rising through the ranks and becoming temporary leader, some doctors took him and tested new treatments on him in the name of "science and progress." They died a fiery death once he was able to get enough combustibles to set off a better explosion in their lab. Scientists love to push the boundaries of ethics, but they didn't take in the boundaries of insanity.
Finally, do you have any relatives or dependents? || I don't even depend on myself: pyromaniacs are not to be trusted. If the theory of evolution is correct, I'm related to everyone and everything. Here's a glass of Bretonian ale to salute to the all the bacteria I've killed. Here's to the fallen. Now, I just want to burn more stuff.

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THE IMBALANCE OF POWER is a construct of THE MIND systemic to the reactions between the subjects of the system. POWER is given by those who acknowledge such power. REFUSAL to acknowledge power removes that power for THE REBEL; however, it produces anomalies in interactions throughout the system. These ANOMOLIES cause the UNPREDICTABLE nature of the system that all users CRAVE.

[The League]

솜틀Holt, Senior Staff

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Oh hey, it's you again.

Welcome back to the team. Ryan spoke highly of you. We'll be along to pick you up shortly.

- Willow

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As long as your questions, comments, or concerns are presented, they will be addressed.
If you believe that you have been wronged by one of our guys, contact us for it to be redressed.
If you are a hot chick, kindly show up to our parties undressed.

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