The Frontier Gazette - 12th Edition - "Orbital’s Employees Truffle Shuffle"

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Orbital’s Monochrome Monotone Metrodome

Rivira Orbital Reesort - New Paris Orbit - I bet you thought Ol' Tom was silenced, muffled? somehow MUTE!? guess again! Ol' Tom was so right, like righty right right, so right I was left, right. I was so right about Bielefeld that some fella named "The Logginator" gave me a ticket. Well he didn't give me it per-say. I had to sign quite the lengthy document for my free ticket, not that any contract is valid for Ol' Tom, me being a Sovereign Citizen of The Galaxy and all...BUT just to be sure I totally didn't sign my name, well I did sign my name, but upside-down and backwards, so that's totally not valid in court, I'm pretty sure...so anyway your pal Tom got this free ticket, it specifically said on it "anywhere but here" so I took it to here....I mean here here, not here, there, you hear? So Tommy Boy found himself on Riviera Resort, deep, deep in the heart of Gallia. Hmm, yes, Gallia, it's quite regal, really. So yes, this resort. In-between marvelous malts and and scrumptious scotches I couldn't help but peel my eyes upon Orbitals diverse staff. Or so I thought. On Monday my marvelous maître Matthew, from Manhattan was replaced by a Gallic named Genevieve. On Thursday, Tadamichi, our Kimchi cook became Tristan....another marvelous member of the Gallic House. On Saturday, the sous-chef, Stan sadly sold me the story of how he was selling his shop to sail, away from Gallia. While officially everyone told me how normal it was for staff to rotate about, apparently one of the many perks orbital offers. Many did comment on how targeted recent replacements had become. By the following Monday you woulda thought that Rivera was just another Gallic Palace, staffed through and through by only those who have the right look. And apparently the right look was a look of those who wouldn't need to worry about such troublesome questions of loyalty to the Gallic Crown. ~TinFoil Tom, Editor In Control Frontier Gazette Want to tell your story, reach out to us Directly Today!