TO: Hilda Weingarten, OS&C | FROM: Jonathan.Seabourne23@libertyonline.com

[Jonathan Seabourne]

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☆ From: Jonathan.Seabourne23@libertyonline.com

☆ To: Hila Weingarten

☆ Subject: Much Obliged!

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Dear Hilda,

Thank you kindly for the tasty barbeque dinner you shuttled over in the Tau's earlier this evening. The pulled pork was delicious, though my attempts to save some for later were less than fruitful. Pushing the pulled pork does not seem to revert it back to its original porcine form, unless pigs are much squishier and sauce covered than I was lead to believe. On the other hand (the one not covered in sauce) this does support the laws of thermodynamics, namely that the game is a one way street. The implacable march towards heat death is as certain as death, taxes, and never having a moist towelette around when you need one.

I left a glowing review for you in Shasta. One pilgrim gave his collection of fireflies to the cause and we squished them with our fingers and wrote "Beefmaster" on the hanger doors.
It should continue to fluoresce for a day or so and still be visible under blacklight for much longer. Though I imagine taking a blacklight to Shasta would make it light up like downtown Manhattan on New Year's Eve, so it might get lost in all the competition. Solution: Find a way to black out downtown Manhattan on New Year's so things show up better.

You have made this pilot very happy and the peaches very jealous. Their time will come, oh yes, it will come. But not today. Today I suck the cow flesh from the ribs in a socially acceptable fashion for a change. I will be sure to return the probe next time our paths cross. In the meantime, I have promoted it to third officer having concluded that it is neither the worst nor the best. Only time will tell if it grows chest hair or finds a stash of pirate gold. Either way, really.

Sincerely,
Jonathan (Titles???)

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ID: Hilda Weingarten
Location: Planet Curacao System Cortez
To: Jonathan.Seabourne23@libertyonline.com
Encryption: Weißwurst
Subject: It was a Pleasure to Cook for you.

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Servus Herr Seabourne

I am happy that you liked the Food, its the Best Compliment a Cook can get when her Guests are Happy. I can tell you that I had the same fun cooking it that you had with eating it. I didn't make the Spareribs and Pulled Pork that often but I also think that it was one of my Best Traning Meals in that Category of Food. and yes it is a Reality that we cant turn the meat we eat back into its previous form of an Animal, that's why I Treat every ingredient with Respect and use them with the Care they Deserve. By the Way, the Capitan of the Sisu Ship has also given me some Finish Recipes I want to try out next, I am really excited to try this new kind of Food Culture.

I am also feeling honored that you Recommended me to the Other Zoners at Baffin. but I am not sure how I feel that you used Fireflys to Write the name of my Ship at the Walls of Shasta. I can give you a Pen with Glowing inc when we met next time so you don't have to use poor animals for that. and I am sure the Glowing Inc Lasts longer than the remains of the poor Fireflys.

I am glad that my meal made you happy and the Peaches well I could cook something nice with them if you want? maybe a nice Peach Cake or a Fruit Salad? I could also use them for a Fruity Sauce or as a Topping for Icecream. I am sure you make good use of my Delivery Drone and that the little robot will like it on board your ship.

Servus,
Hilda Weingarten
Capitan OS&C|ONE-Beefmaster
Capitan OS&C|Biergarten

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