SENDER ID: KEYGEN
RECEPIENT ID: @everyone
SUBJECT: Wake up, people
Okay, boisengirls. I'm mad, and I'm going to make it everybody's problem.
I'm just downright FUMING. Wanna know why I'm fuming? Because NOBODY, since the MOMENT I'VE BEEN AROUND, HAS EVER DONE ANYTHING ABOUT THIS.
THIS. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING? HELLO? It's EIGHT KLICKS away from Mactan, YOU KNOW, OUR LARGEST PLACE OF OPERATIONS. OUR HOME?? This is nuts, everybody. Why is this here? Why did BMM push this far out, and WHY. DID. NO ONE. EVER QUESTION THIS. Why? Just why?!
DO YOU REALIZE, DO YOU REALIZE something. Let me tell you. If BMM tips off a scan of Mactan's goddamn perimeter defense grid, they could condemn it onto a ONE WAY TICKET TO LSF HELL.
This is downright unacceptable. Make some calls, message your friends, because this thing is not going to live to see tomorrow.
SENDER ID: Chloe
RECEPIENT ID: Everyone else
SUBJECT: Wake up, people
Ashieeee~
Yea we've known bout that modular for a hot sec. Some Mactan peeps went and did some raids on it a while back and 'course the lawmen came out in droves to cover the corpo's asses so they didn't manage to pop the place. Brought a lotta heat way too close to Mactan too, shit was kinda ass not gonna lie.
Looks like the place has seen better days tho. Might be a good time to tip it over the edge, for real for real. I'm gonna start putting some words in the right ears and stuff. Get the big guns over to Mactan too. Raid Brad's liquor cabinet when it's all done?
SENDER ID: KEYGEN
RECEPIENT ID: @everyone
SUBJECT: Let's do this
Well, shit. Of course BMM has to blare out the emergency sirens and cry for help and make this modular station everybody else's problem, too.
My scanner drone's scouting revealed some fairly glaring weaknesses and large swaths of damage here and there. It sounds like a great time to finally put an end to this clown show, for real for real. On God, if they thought they could get away with this, they are about to receive the fattest L of their short lives.
Hey. I'm too lazy to individually select Chloe off the contact list, and besides, this might concern a whole bunch of you, so pay attention.
I was snooping around in Rheinland, and saw some Unioners - yeah, same guys who went extinct some years ago. Or so we thought! Apparently, they're out there, breathing and kicking and demanding two whole Longhorn load's worth of cruiser-tuned Avionics. For a fee of roughly 2,5 million credits.
Now, they were smart enough to play nice and warn us about their previous BIG disagreements with the Inner Circle, I guess? But we ain't those oldheads, bruh. Which is kinda why I'm sending y'all this message, which ultimately asks the question:
The onioners are mobilising again, huh? Well I don't know what their beef was with the oldheads either and yea I don't give a shit either. I know them onion boys were chugging the imperial rheinland koolaid from what I checked on some old databases, if they're still on that drank doing biz with em is gonna stank tho. I don't want our super duper cool tech to end up on some pigs' dashboard bruh.
Still, my fixerly brain tells me we gotta vibe check 'em, see what distance we're keeping 'em at yaknow? Worst case scenario we can still sling 'em some warez they can use to fuck up those Imperial Shipping dorks, or whatever it is they're called this year. Best case scenario, maybe we get to do some heavier biz.
Guess that counts as a smash? Smash but be careful. Bring pepper spray. Maybe a taser too. And the blickie.
I'll keep an eye out. Don't worry. If they plan to mess around in our turf, they won't have it easy, but as long as they want to grief their local flavors of Ageira and Interspace, I'm game. Those two will lose out on potential revenue and redistribution assets in Rheinland, thus losing influence, thus making us very, very happy.
I have to agree though, I'm not totally happy with the fact that these shiny new avionics are ending up in some stinky boomer Rheinland Hel Cruiser from the Mesozoic Era, but hey, income's still income. I even charged them a hundred thousand extra just for good measure, lol.
I'll make some calls, let 'em know that we're willing to play ball.
Imma be real here, chief. The Unioners freak me out a little bit. Apparently, they really like to fly about all over Liberty, supplying the Gaians and going back to Bering from Vespucci, much to the ire of the locals. They might be icky, but they sure are great at ragebaiting people. They are on the hitlist of the Xenos, as well as on that of the Rogues, apparently. I couldn't care less about the Rogues, but the Xenos are, like, our people, bro. They are tolerating us in Ontario.
Any advice? Because if we back down from the dealio, well. We'll have them on our hitlist, too.
SENDER ID: Chloe
RECEPIENT ID: @everyone
SUBJECT: Op onion style
How da hell did they end up on the Rogues' hitlist, I thought they were tight? Y'know, slinging artifacts, passing around Hels and shit. Anyway, doesn't matter.
Like, we're aight with the Xenos but we already do plenty of biz with people they don't like, this ain't nothing new. Yaknow, the Hogosha, the ALG. The Junkers, hello? If they start slapfighting stand aside and don't get involved but that's bout it. If they start complaining bout who we do biz with then uhh, iunno tell 'em to outbid them then.
Strolling across the graveyard on your grocery run *is* kinda cringe tho. That's reserved for dates with your goth gf. If they start bringing the heat down on us we might hafta rethink our biz, yea?
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