SIRIUS CREDIT COLLAPSE! SC massively devalued after Interspace Error!

[A Magpie]

Investors in an uproar!

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Billions have appeared in multiple accounts this morning.

Sirians all over were surprised to learn that they had become billionaires overnight. Interspace Commerce has not offered comment on this mysterious new development, but a higher authority is likely to intervene:
The Autonomous Department of Management and Interstellar Navigation is likely to manually roll back all economic activity of the last twelve hours as of this article. All potential transactions are asked to be put on hold for a period of no less than twelve (12) hours. Our leading economist says, quote, "The effects of this market shock may have long-lasting repercussions. The market will recover, but repossession of any foolishly made purchases could take days."

As the LSF persues action against the Technocracy in Inverness, this leads some to question: Is this the result of Technocracy malware? Your guess is as good as ours.