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Chronicron · (This post was last modified: 07-03-2025, 04:10 PM by Chronicron.)

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	835 AS - URGENT - CHANCELLOR NIEMANN LIVES!!!
	835 AS - 80 Year War Memorial celebration interrupted by Marinenachrichtendienst operatives
	835 AS - Kaiser trust rate drops below 17%
	835 AS - Gallic production stagnates, state shifts attention to tourism
	835 AS - Liberty cornered by Kusari. Will our western neighbors retaliate?
	835 AS - An assault on Deshima was likely sponsored by the Kusari State
	835 AS - Rheinwehr colluding with The Order - can they still be trusted?

URGENT - CHANCELLOR NIEMANN LIVES!!!

NEW BERLIN - Today, we bear witness to a true miracle. Our beloved Chancellor, Florian Gustav Niemann, once believed to have been brutally murdered by Libertonian Terrorists of The Order, has at long last showed himself to the nation, alive and well.

Of his first priority, he deemed it necessary to address his people and disperse the greatly exaggerated rumors of his death, proclaiming how "those Libertonian vermin will never be worthy or capable of killing a True Rheinlander". Accompanied by a thunderous applause by the public - both civilian and military - he delivered his first speech today live in Bundesplasa.

"My people. My soldiers. I have returned, never to leave your side again. It truly pains me to see my beloved Rheinland in a sorry and truly shameful state that it is in today. That moronic parasite who welches on his false throne has turned a once glorious nation into a rotting corpse, with dissenters running free, with foreign profiteers chipping away at what is rightfully ours.

But that changes today. Today, we march forward into our future! A stronger people! A divine people! Enhanced for Rheinland Reborn! The time has come to claim Rheinland as our own! The time has come to destroy that impostor!

One vision! One purpose! For Rheinland!"

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Hades Brigade · 07-03-2025, 03:46 PM,

001. HadesBrigade
02 Jul 835 | 00:34 UTC

Ok.

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Tenshi · 07-03-2025, 04:09 PM,

001. PeaceThroughPower
03 Jul 835 | 15:08 UTC

Rule of thumb mister Trent. You can't kill the Chancellor!

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Leon Straub · (This post was last modified: 07-03-2025, 04:51 PM by Leon Straub.)

(07-03-2025, 03:46 PM)Hades Brigade Wrote:
001. HadesBrigade
02 Jul 835 | 00:34 UTC

Ok.

↑ 34 ↓ 43

001. L.Straub
03 Jul 835 | 15:50 UTC

Mission Failed will get em next one.

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YenExios · (This post was last modified: 07-03-2025, 05:34 PM by YenExios.)

100. DefinitelyNotPoe
03 Jul 835 | 90:01 UTC

Somehow, Niemann returned...

↑ lol ↓ lmao

"It's not that I'm dumb. I just get unlucky when thinking sometimes."

**Emperor Tekagi** · 07-03-2025, 05:37 PM,

001. The Kanzler's Incubi
03 Jul 835 | 69:69 UTC

Screw this Trent guy. We rock'n'roll now. 500 Bismarcks en route to clap President Jacobi's cheeks.

↑ All ↓ Except Trent

kotyafffsky · (This post was last modified: 07-03-2025, 06:09 PM by kotyafffsky.)

228. AgentEgyptianShitpost
03 Jul 835 | 13:37 UTC

Nah, all my virgin Order cell is making it to chad Wilde with this one!11!

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Irkalla · (This post was last modified: 07-03-2025, 06:51 PM by Irkalla.)

69420. Looking for Bakers
03 Jul 835 | 69:420 UTC

The Nomads need YOUR help baking! Join the Wild today and bake in The Light! The Great Work of Baking Bread with Nomads awaits!

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The_Godslayer · (This post was last modified: 07-04-2025, 01:25 AM by The_Godslayer.)

23rd century. Jimbo
04 Jul 835 | 00:22 UTC

Nah, I'd Squid

↑ NaNeINF ↓ 250

I'll do something about my superiority complex when I cease to be superior.

"Whatever happened to catchin' a good old-fashioned passionate ass-whoopin and gettin' your shoes, coat, and your hat tooken?"

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