What is the best form of entertainment? Karmic justice. Or, in the very least, it is quite high up in the satisfactory category.
The Order typically, as we know, are hypocrites to their very soul. Their substance, their will, their faculties are weak and incompetent. Truly, if I had the time, I would be shoving metal pipes inbetween their swiss cheese riddled brain holes, but there are many important things to keep a track of. So you will be my metal pipe, and you will be painfully inserting a projectile into their empty little heads.
However. There is a special condition to this.
In lieu of their inability - or perhaps unwillingness - to be 'the protector of Humanity' by chasing me, they permitted the Nomad they oh-so-cared about to live. While this was most humorous to see them squirm as their allies died to the Nomads, I want them to suffer more. I want them to be reminded of how hopelessly helpless they will be.
Kill this Anya Seer using only Nomadic weapons, or things there derived of, and I will grant you an award of two million credits.
There is an optional condition; Remind them that should be better at paying attention to the Nomads - that they are too incompetent to hold back the very thing that is killing them, and if you do it in a humorous way that generates an entertaining response, I will award an addition 500,000 credits. You must timestamp the claim. Be warned, they are an Order Sabre, so do not hunt them in a slow vessel. Using shield busting equipment in combination with the Nomad weaponry is fine.
I will leave this contract open to fellow Technocrats, Gammu, any close affiliates --- oh, you know what - why not. I'll even open it to those who collaborate... serve - ''willingly'' with the Nomads, can claim this. However, I understand your unwillingness to treasure credits, so I will instead offer an alternative boon. Perhaps one that may need to be negotiated, but I'm sure you'll find yourselves interested a very ~unique~ artifact.
You have until 20th September to fulfill this contract. Have fun.
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OORP INFO: The allowed IDs are as following: Technocracy ID. Wild ID, Nomad Vagrants ID, Gammu AI ID, Wendigo ID, Wild ID, Nomad ID. Anyone who's on the Technocracy registered Affiliates. Anyone who's inroleplay an infectee (without explicitly having the ID), or collaborator, like RV-Pennybrooke -- can claim. So if you are a Freelancer ID who works for the Nomads, you can claim this. I'm pretty sure I'm allowed to do this anyway.
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