Public transmission in the general direction of Bretonia

[Seth Karlo]

Yes, I have been absent. No, you should not see me as defeated.

Ha!

Forget your troubles, ignore your sorrows, for while I am indisposed, my lieutenant will easily distract you from anything you wish to pursue. Curse me while you weep!

Remember, I shall return one day, but who knows when? Perhaps when I recover, perhaps before. Never fear, you shall not be without me for long.

Never forget me Bretonia, I am always in the shadows.

-Salazar.

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Signature by Sleipnir.

[arvg]

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Incoming Transmission
Comm ID: Lead Historian Jeffery Allen, Cambridge National Museum
Comm ID Edit
Comm ID: Macdeath
RE: Death and Destruction are our goals, perhaps....

Message Reads:

Salazar Kithe. It is an honour to finally pick up a transmission from you. My name you ask? Well, I rather like the title "Macdeath". Ever heard of "Macbeth"? A slight alteration that I find amusing. The man I occupy is a big fan of your work, although he doesn't admit it. Instead he has a fascination in you, however much he tries not to show it. But I know, because I saw your name in his mind. An insane man, wondering the galaxy causing death and destruction in his wake. Oh how I dream of doing that myself, but the others, they would stop me. For the moment anyway.

But perhaps you and I can meet. I know you like to kill any Bretonians you see, but know that I am not Bretonian. I do not wish to go over details over such primative devices such as these, meeting in person would be much more secure. Fair is foul and foul is fair Mr Kithe, and perhaps what is fair for you and me is what's foul for everybody else.

[font=System]Message Ending

Transmission Ending
Comm ID Edit
Comm ID: Lead Historian Jeffery Allen, Cambridge National Museum

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.

[Seth Karlo]

Pitterings and patterings of the rain are as mattering to me as a Bretonian.

However, an educated man? Very well, perhaps you have piqued my interest.

Make your way to Leeds. I shall find you. Look out for me or my Lieutenant, Refugio Williams.

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Signature by Sleipnir.