To the LR peeps

[Guest]

***Incoming Transmission***
***Source ID: Andrew Mort***
***Source Transmitter ID: Liberty Rogues***
***Location: ERROR***

Greetings my friends and other. It has been a while, time to review your activity hmmm?

I am glad to announce, that:

Ekky Z'Bang and Jacob McDaggit have been given the rank Veteran. You may now purchase an additional ship (not of pirate line) and, ofcourse, mount ally weapons on one of your ships.

Danny White and Margaret Winstone and John Mantral have been given the rank Ace. You may now use codenamed weapons on your vessels, you are trusted with the command of our destroyers. Fitting out a gunship might not be too bad as well.

However I do have some bad news too:

Ben Faraday has been revoked from the title Hellhound. You are now a Rogue again, I hope your activity will increase, this title does not come by sitting on your arse all day. Same thing goes for Hugo Dravis, who is now a Rogue rank as well. Just like our ex veteran Kurt Chryesh.

I am a little disappointed by the lack of activity from the higher ranks, so now they will pay the price.

Andrew Mort
Liberty Rogues

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[Grumblesaur]

==Incoming Transmission==
Communications ID: Kurt Chryesh
Current Callsign: LR-Sunsucks.Cafe
Location: --Scrambled--
==Opening Message==

Hey Mort! I've been out pirating more than you have, generally with Danny and Margaret, and I don't get a damned credit thrown my way! Not to mention I thought I was considered -Ace- rank before this, not veteran! You're never out on the lanes, why should I be getting the demotion?

Chryesh out.

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==Ending Transmission==

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A way a lone a last a loved a long the riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay,
brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.

[Tomtomrawr]

Incoming Transmission
Comm ID: <strike>Veteran</strike> Ace John Mantral
RE: Promotion

Message Reads:

Thank you boss, rest assured that you won't regret promoting me to an Ace. And rest assured you'll be seeing even more of me now. Incase you need to be told, I'm grinning right now.

Long live the Rogues!

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Transmission Terminated

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. &lt;3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.

[schlurbi]

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---ID-Code: 1704-A---
---Message Name: Mobilize---

Greetings Mort,

I appreciate that promotion, though I thought there wasnt any higher rank than a Veteran. I would gladly take over a few things, such as the Recruitment. Even that one new Rookie is calling me Boss already. I would also help them to 'talk' to the mechanic to give them a ship which isnt made of Junker Scrap.

Especially now, as our Underboss disappeared for quite some time I'd like to help you with some stuff.

Signed by
[font=Arial Narrow][color=#C0C0C0]Danny White

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"Who is it doing this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin'?"