To all criminals, including the "Joker"

[Akura]

***Incoming Transmission***
Message to: Salazar!
From: Georgia Brown
Comm ID: Luxuria
Location: Planet Malta, Omicron Alpha


Reaper Luxuria

I hope you don't mean me as a target, just because I was born in Bretonia..

Wanna go out killing sometime?
Please, Please, Please, Please?


I'll be on my best behaviour I promise!

- Luxuria

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[Mr.Goodkat]

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A Transmission just arrived Kithe's Neuralnet.

Salazar doesnt remember that callsign an just presses Play.

Hmm, W're preddy new here'n Bretonia. *coughs* Jus' rec'ntly we've been comin' here. But be 'ware *coughs* We'll be comin' here more...oft'n. We're 'xpandin'. I dun' care if ya like it *coughs* o' not.

We've been workin' togethah with Terr'rists 's well. Maybe *coughs* we can work togethah 's well?
Maybe, ya can remembah that syst'm. Hm? *coughs* I'm sure we can do some deals. I'd like ta 'xpand more'n more *coughs* Cannae be 'nough.

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"Who is it doing this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin'?"

[Death.RunningVerminator]

***Incoming Video Transmission***
Source - The Cavern of Death
ID - *****

Oh. Oh my oh my. What's all this? A gathering of crazy people with oh so many unique skills.. Hmm. Well, me, and my crew, would like to thank Mr. Salazar for so many deaths. It has been such a hassle wasting our time killing for our experiments. You don't know it, but you're doing all the dirty work for me.. while my crew and I, do.. even more dirty work. So, once again.. thank you. Keep up the good work.

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*A man with a white lab-coat and glasses appears on the screen, whispering.* Please! Anyone! You have to help me! This man... he.. he's crazy! Please.. anyone! ANYO-

***End of Transmission***

[OutlawBullet]

From: SLACKJAW
Location: THE ALEKHINE, Unknown Space.
To: SALAZAR KITHE
Channel: >SECURE<

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Dear Mr. Kithe,

I would hope to jump to any hasty conclusions in space so let's get this straight. You might see me fly through Bretonia once in a while, but it is not my jar of goodies. Somos cabarellos de las estrellas. I am merely there to enjoy my time on board my yacht. It seems that pirate bases have become touchy, but this is a discussion for another day.

I suggest if I am pirating in Bretonia, best mind your business. I'm not here to split my profit or share it with anyone. I'm everywhere Mr. Kithe, everywhere. Best you understand that I'm a traveling man, and one place bores me. You've no need to feel threatened by me and my friends. I'm more of a gentleman than I am a pirate.

Perhaps if we do happen to meet, you should share some finer entities on my ship. Perhaps play a game of chess.

Slackjaw out.



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