Galactic Library Of Laconicum

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*A well-looking undressed lady appears on your monitor, only partly visible.
She starts speaking, but you're not sure where the words come from since her lips don't move.
Nevermind, there are other better things to look at.*

<div align="center]Greetings Human minds, Artificial Intelligences, Alien Presences, Weredevils, Cannibals, Outcasts,
Giant Flying Mushrooms, Klingons, Listening and Thinking Appendages, et al, across the broad
spectrum of life, mind and ability, and the area known as Sirius and beyond.

We here at the Galactic Library Of Laconicum, Washeteria Information and Knowledge Institute,
Administrative Dogma and Humane Department, henceforth known as (GLOLWIKIADHD)
are pleased to announce a new facility and range of services for your informational needs.

You may request edits, help, and support from any of our friendly staff to
change information on the Public Neural Net. We have a range of
*cough*<strike>Minions</strike>*cough* Public Servants available to assist with any textual
or graphical need you may require.

The fees for these services are as follows :

• [color=#000000]100,000 credits for any textual edits up to 100, per information node
  
• [color=#ffffff][color=#000000]200,000 for edits between 100 - 500, per information node
  
• [color=#ffffff][color=#000000]100,000 per graphical edit
  
• [color=#ffffff][color=#000000]100,000 per Search session of 5-15 minutes (time and amount at the Public Servant's sole discretion) . [color=#ffffff]
  
  

After the services are rendered The Institute will send an invoice to whomever is
listed as the contact person for the information. All payments should be made
out to GLOLWIKIADHD, the Institutes financial team.

Thank you for your attention, sentient. May Light ever guide your way.

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//Basically, I just thought of a way of making money from editing the wiki.
You can ask me or the other editors to do something on the wiki, and we'll do it based on the fees above.
You can ask for a time slot where you get sole wiki searching ingame.

Any donations or payments should be sent to the character GLOLWIKIADHD.
I'll see how this goes. I like doing wiki stuff and am willing to help people out with it.
Usual wiki editors are welcome to claim on invoices, if the request is recorded here, and you do it.

Long terms goals : Start roleplaying in game with a Juggy.
Roleplay as a Helpdesk / Wiki[Neural Net] Searcher, based on charged Information.

Please support this! Wiki editors (and me) need some:ylove:

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Seek fun and you shall find it. Seek stuff to Q_Q about and you'll find that, too. I choose to have fun.