[font=Trebuchet Ms]Hi there, [color=#33CC00]hon. Oh,[color=#33CC00] you look more hotter than ever. Mmm... Those cheeks. Mmm... Those eyes. Lips... Mmm... I'd like to lick those. Are you still wearing short skirts when you pilot? I'm sure you do. If you don't, I'll still pretend that you do.
I'd never doubt in your support for my... tendencies. I really appreciate it. Still I haven't seen you since I've came back. I'd cry if I could and if I was in love, and not just animalisticly turned on. Smart of you to use this data scrambler so that others don't know how much you're attracted to my lovely persona. We don't want any jealous scumbags and shoehangers coming after me. I've got enough hostility around me already.
A-HAHA-HA-HAA
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