To: AGS-U

[Pig_Pen]

Eya mah friends, sup? *he makes a cool gesture and lights a cigarette*

Lemme introduce mahself first: I'm Barry Stanton, Ace from tha's Liberty Rogues 'n i need yah's help. Did say i'm an Ace, so tha point is: I need a ship tha's fits fo' me. Well, we got s'me nice gear too, but...yeah...i need one tha's fills tha gap we 'ave. *he inhales the smoke* Yah's see, we got s'me nice heavy boomers fo' trackin' down tha Liberty Dreadnoughts, but i need s'methin' fo' fast hit 'n run attacks against their's new transports 'n tha' gunboat lot we a'ways encontah. So yah's got tha perfect ship fo' me: A CTU-19500 Solidaritat!

*he takes a break and lights the next cigarette*

'N what c'n i do fo' it? Tell me, lads whatcha need? Cash? Supplies? A helpin' hand in haulin' stuff?

*he notices the cigarette pack is empty and throws it away*

So tell me, lads, i'd like ta see our's business gettin' bett'r 'gain! Time ta refresh our's old friendship, dun' yah's think?

*he opens a new pack of cigarettes and lights one*

With nice greetings from Fort McMurray, Alberta!



Stanton out.

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[Pinko]

|::Incoming transmission::|
|::From: Karen Blume::|
|::To: Barry Stanton::|

First of all, we decide what's cool and what isn't.

Second of all, I'll ask you to make some efforts, to try to appear diplomatic, and to speak understandable Sirian Standard. Then, we may talk.

Auf Wiedersehen,

Karen Blume

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I want to get off Mr. Igiss' wild ride.

[Altejago]

Encryption: AGS- ~ LR- ONLY

Reciever: Miss Blume

Sender: Lord Moka

So love,

You think telling my chap his vocabulary isn't up to scratch is cool?

I don't.

I think your heavy Rheinlandish slur is uncool.

But you know, this isn't a pissing contest.

So I tell you what, love

I am asking for one of your bombers for my Ace

Effort put in? Remind yourself of joint operations in Texas

Bering and Hudson too. Those pesky Xeeners and the Naval trespassers.

And those Sammies of ours you're proud to be using.

So stop acting like a slag, and talk diplomatically.

I mean, we'll use it regardless like you do with some of our gear.

So what have you to say?

More whinging, or actual diplomacy?

Don't wear your ego like a patch.

It doesn't look good on you.

Yippie Kai-yay

Sheila

~Moka~

[farmerman]

From: Karl Kuerbis
Location: AGS-L|Karl's.Restaurant, docked at Pacifica Base

*transmission begins*

Hallo Barry und Moka!

If you'll allow me to introduce myself, I'm Karl. You'll have to excuse Karen there, the Unioners get really grouchy sometimes, though I don't know why. I think it may be because they have weird looking stations, or maybe because they live close to Zoners, who are known to smell odd.

But you see, as a restauranteur member of the LWB, I get to talk often to the Unioners and know plenty of nicer ones, as well as how to get them to calm down. So maybe I could talk to them on your behalf to sell you some of their bombers? They are exceptional, you know.

In exchange, all I ask is a contract to cater some of your stations. I own a restaurant you see. It's called Karl's Restaurant. I would be glad to talk to Karen for you for such a contract.

*transmission ends*

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Faction info links: Samura Heavy Industries : LWB : Watchers

[Altejago]

Encryption: AGS- ~ LR- ONLY

Reciever: Mr Kuerbis

Sender: Lord Moka

They say the way to a mans heart is through his stomach.

You've done just that in only a few paragraphs.

I can't say our barmaids are terribly good at cooking.

Serving booze and narcotics is what they do best.

So to have a caterer offering services to a bunch of misfits like us

Somewhat appeases me compared to the brash response my chap got earlier.

I like you, you could do well in our bases. Fighters and crooks need feeding, afterall

You hook up a contact for acquiring a bomber for Barry,

I'll ensure you have exclusive rights to be the only caterer of unlawfuls in Liberty.

That enticing enough?

A pleasure,

~Moka~

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[farmerman]

From: Karl Kuerbis
Location: AGS-L|Karl's.Restaurant, docked at Pacifica Base
To: Rogues

*transmission begins*

Herr Moka,

Ja, that sounds very good. I will try to talk the Unioners into allowing that. They are reasonable, just grumpy at times. I think it's because they need more fiber in their diets, ja? Maybe I could cook them something? Hmmm.

I will get back to you soon hopefully.

*transmission ends*


From: Karl Kuerbis
Location: AGS-L|Karl's.Restaurant, docked at Pacifica Base
To: Unioner bosses

*transmission begins*

Karen,

I don't suppose you could authorize that ship for this fellow? While he does seem a little on the poor side as far as communication goes, it seems that helping may prove very useful.

You see, the Rogues have said that mein restaurant will be able to provide food to many of their bases if you agree. This could be a good way to increase the influence of the AGS. In particular, maybe I could get ein Unioner to come with me to make sure your interests are kept in mind, ja?

I imagine there could be security concerns, ja, but if so we could always stop selling them food and let them have to scramble. That would send a message and create temporary chaos, ja? Or maybe we could get more of their guns, too?

Karl

*transmission ends*

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Faction info links: Samura Heavy Industries : LWB : Watchers