A Message to Signor Joker, the clown

[camsarria]

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Ahhh Signor Joker, nice to meet you; i am Cleaver, and my home are the omicrons, you know, mi familia are huge fans of you; you see, they never met a real clown senor.

I just wanted to say that if i ever see you on the omicrons, i will bring you to my home, my hacienda, so my family can meet you personally, but senor joker, here on crete we dont have baloons or squirt guns to make people smile:(but you will know what makes a corsair smile senor.

We will make a pinata game in your honour, so you smile, and everyone smiles senor clown.

Do you know what a pinata game is senor joker? Our mexican ancesters on planet earth played it a lot to make everyone smile:)they would string up a puppet full of candy and keep it suspended, and the children with a blind fold would hit it with a stick, and candy would drop, and everyone would be happy, everyone would smile:).

On Crete we play the corsair pinata, but instead of a puppet, we use a living animal, like a pig or cow, and our children will hit it with a big meat knife, over and over and over again, untill candy starts dropping, and they eat the candy and they smile... everyone smiles!:)

While they hit the pinata everyone sings

Dale, dale, dale.
No pierdas el tino.
Porque si lo pierdes.
Pierdes el camino.
Ya le diste una.
Ya le diste dos.
Ya le diste tres.
Y tu tiempo se acabó.

Hit it, hit it, hit it.
Don’t lose your aim.
Because if you lose it.
You lose the way.
You hit it once.
You hit it twice.
You hit it three times.
And your time is up.


Senor Joker, you will participate on the game as well;

oh i forget

You will be the pinata senor joker , but dont worry, you will make everyone smile, your candy will feed the children, they will smile, and the best part, while this happens, you will be smiling all the time:)


I do hope i see you on the omicrons soon Senor Joker.


Hasta la vista amigo!

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[henriking]

source: Crete

destination: The joker

message:

why sow serious man?