Sickness Quotient: 80%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 80% indicates therapy may be useful.
Detailed Diagnosis
Interpersonal Insights
Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals. You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with a short attention-span.
Job Performance & Attitude
You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse. Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long.
Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously", but no one knows what the hell that means.
Sickness Quotient: 61%
Hmmm, your "Sickness Quotient" of 61% is a little worriesome.
Detailed Diagnosis
Interpersonal Insights
Your sense of self-entitlement means you're probably the kind of person that pulled the wings off of butterflies when you were little. You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you're a horrible bore under the best of conditions.
Job Performance & Attitude
Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes. You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse.
Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "If you can't make them think, make them wonder." Trust us- you've succeeded beyond your wildest dreams.
Wait, what? I may be the most boring person ever, but I'm definitely not self-entitled. Now tell me I'm pretty!